I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"There are approximately 1,010,300 words
in the English language but I could never
string enough of them together
to properly express
how much I want to hit
you with a chair."
"Everyone preaches
body acceptance
until you show up naked
at the company picnic."
"Maybe if everybody eats a snickers bar today
the world would CALM DOWN."
"Fun fact about me:
the drunker I get, the more karate I know."
"I'm not interrupting you
if I wasn't listening in the first place."
"It's raining idiots
everywhere."
"If I'm ever murdered, it will be
because I said something
absolutely perfect to someone
with no sense of humour."
"I'd appreciate it
if you'd stop interrupting me
while I'm ignoring you."
"Oh wow!! You're really gonna fight me over the internet?
What's the worst you can do, caps-lock me to death?"
“Man stranded on a desert island. He’s holding a stick, pointing it at the sand, and completely confused what to write. An airplane is hovering above.
Man:
Dang! Heck of a time to get writer’s block!”
“Writing is 90% procrastination
and 30% panic.”
“A day can really slip by
when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.”
“Things I don’t feel like doing today:
moving.”
“The task I must undertake is towering over me like a great big monolith.
It is too big to contemplate. So I think I will go and have a little look at the internet.”
🙂🙂
“Overthinking and
also hungry.”
“Just give me
a second
to overthink this.”
“I wonder if we
overthink
each other
at the same time.”
“How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready, teddy, GO!”
“People often ask what I do at the teddy bear factory.
My reply? ‘Just stuff.’”
Y: Life.
"I'm so grumpy,
I'm not even talking to myself!"
"Dogs are friendly.
Humans may bite."
"Seize the day,
then let it go."
"The more people I meet
the more I like my cat."
“Around here
normal is just a setting on the dryer.”
"Due to the recent coin shortage,
no one is allowed to put in their 2 cents anymore."
(apart from llamalover ❤️, who doesn't like chocolate)
"Does the notion of chocolate contradict the principle of free will?"
"Research tells us that fourteen out of ten people love chocolate."
"What is the meaning of life?
All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate."