I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"Sometimes getting out of bed
just ruins the whole day."
"Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat...
The government hates competition."
Have you ever had one of those days,
when you're holding a stick
and everybody looks like a piñata?
How to win an argument:
1. Be a woman
2. That's it
3. You win
4. Congratulations
MEN struation
MEN opause
MEN tal breakdowns
See? Most of women's problems begin with MEN.
"Note to self:
It is illegal to stab people for being stupid."
"I hate when you have to
BE NICE
to someone you really want to throw a brick at."
"Do you ever notice that people would rather stop speaking to you
instead of apologizing when they are wrong?"
"I took the road less travelled.
Now I don't know where the f****k I am."
"After a year in therapy,
my psychiatrist said to me,
'Maybe life isn't for everyone.'"
"Many people don't know this
but you can read something you disagree with on the internet
and just move on with your life."
Judge Judy
Judge Judy
Jack Handey
Mark Twain
Anonymous
"I didn't sleep much
but I got a few solid hours of worrying done."
Issac Asimov
Issac Asimov
"How can I get 8 hours of sleep
in 3 hours."
"Welcome! Today's specials are:
Lack of sleep
Up too early
and Low on patience
Thank you. Please come again."
"Please hold
...I suddenly have to go bang my head against a wall."
“Reincarnating… I’ll be right back.”
“Your problem is
not knowing you’re the problem.”
“Sometimes I look at you and wonder…
Why has no one hit you with a brick?!”
Woody Allen
Lily Tomlin