I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
“If there’s anything I can do for you,
don’t hesitate to keep it to yourself.”
Then do whatever you were going to do anyway.
Fell off a bike
Fell out of a tree
Twisted my ankle
Adult Injuries:
Slept wrong
Sat too long
Sneezed too hard
Winston Churchill
Jack Adams
It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.
No one wants a ticket to your sh*t show.
but some come pretty close
“I’m so old, I can remember going through a whole day without taking a picture of anything.”
Irony is when someone writes
“Your an idiot.”
“How do you keep an idiot in suspense?…”
“VERDICT:
You’re a moron.”
“I thought of you today
when someone asked, ‘How stupid can one person be?’”
“Making sense just isn’t your thing…is it?”
How to tell someone their breath stinks without hurting their feelings:
“Well, I’m bored. Let’s go brush our teeth.”
“You sound better with your mouth closed.”
“Don’t
quit
your
day
dream.”