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"Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.” —Leslie Nielsen
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I thought that I was having a hot flash this morning, then I realized that it was just my boobs in my coffee.
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Silence is Golden! Unless you have young children.

Then it’s suspicious.
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❤️

"BE
YOU
tiful."
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People say that I act like I don’t care…

It’s not an act
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Funny Church Signs:

Honk if you love Jesus
Text while driving if you want to meet Him

If you’re praying for snow
Please stop!

God prefers kind atheists over hateful Christians

Be the person your dog thinks that you are

Forgive everyone
I’ll sort them out later
-God

Forgive your enemies
It messes with their heads
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People can't drive you crazy if you don't give them the keys
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We miss you bundleofjoy!
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Dear Summer,

Stop showing off.

We get it, you’re hot! 🥵
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Having a sibling is like having a life coach who doesn’t know what they’re talking about.
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Made with love really means
"I licked the spoon and kept using it"
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Now that I'm retired I find it good to organize my to do list into categories
Things I don't want to do now
Things I won't do later
Things I'll never do
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Margaret,

Sheldon’s mom sings that to him on Young Sheldon and he talks about it on The Big Bang Theory. Love those television shows!
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Will humans ever be able to survive on Mars?

We’re still figuring out how to survive on Earth.
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Procrastination:
Working tomorrow, for a better today.
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Venting- Your jokes are funny and true. 😀
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Where do we go when we die?

I will go to the Organ Donation hospital. And so should you.
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Have someone in your life who rains on your parade?

Stop inviting them to your parades. Then they can’t rain on them.
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I bet that aliens fly past earth lock their doors.
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Are you in debt? It could be a sign of Covid!

Then I have long COVID.
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Keep the jokes coming! The world is a better place with laughter!
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A common forum question-
Don't you feel guilty when you take time for yourself to exercise or meet up with friends or just chill by yourself?
The best reply -
No, I feel guilty when I'm an absolute 3itch because I haven't had any space.

Words of wisdom!
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Sometimes when you meet someone
you can tell within the first few moments that
you want to spend your whole life without them.
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I have a Covid joke…
But don’t want to spread it.
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Covid jokes really take my breath away.
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Everyone will get it.
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I didn’t get it.
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I've already heard too many variants of this one.
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Some people don’t believe the joke is real.
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We will keep the social distance from this joke.
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