I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Admission of a painful error rather than just reading the stupid instructions in the first place.
Change and the way things are.
ABSOLUTELY AWFUL.
But I don’t have the crayons.
If I have said or done anything to hurt you
I DON’T CARE.
will hopefully try again.
Hubby and I went to a comedy theater dinner show. One nice young lady takes our order, combo pizza -well done, please. Another nice young lady delivers the pizza, I can see it needs more cook time, so I ask "Well done?" Her response, "Why Thank You!" And hustles off. Bye-bye!!
We still laugh about her taking my question as a complement, she must have needed to hear it that day.
Pizza was gross, show was funny and a good time was had, I guess that's what really matters. And we have a funny memory to laugh about for decades to come.
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
You’re welcome.
😂😀
This comes from a pro-parenting tip:
Parents with teenagers can change the door handles on new refrigerator to the side with the hinges. Tell them it is locked.
When you need to open the fridge, you just pull it open from the side without handles.
A person with advanced dementia or Alzheimer's will not be able to open it.
NFD, my hubs enjoyed being so very smart and arguing why this won't work.
I am just going to give it some time. I think now, if I just move the location of the fridge, he won't be able to find it.
This is a joke. He does not have dementia.
"I've been in 7 car accidents this year. Y'all can't tell me that God doesn't have a plan for my life".
Someone comments:
"Girl, it sounds like he tryin to kill ya!".
Noting this display of remorse, the judge reconsidered. He said, “I didn’t mean to be so severe. Thinking it over, I can see that I’ve imposed an extremely harsh sentence. So you don’t have to serve the whole time.” The prisoner beamed with newfound hope until the judge leaned toward him and said, “Just do as much as you can.”
Doctor says: We found the problem.
All your internal organs are in this little bag.
I like to solve the Times wordel puzzle each morning. So spoiler alert if you also play along.
Long bored with using the same starter word I just think of a random five letter word with a few vowels to get started.
Today for whatever reason I chose the word
TEARY.
Only the A was a contender. But in the wrong spot. So still looking for more vowels that might be in the word and a new location for the A, I chose
LAUGH
Again, the A was in the wrong spot. each guess of course reduced the choices for vowels and consonants.
So with only the elimination of letters and my one bonafide hit on the A and knowing it wasn’t in the 3rd or 2nd space, I decided to try the 4th space for the A and I chose the word
WOMAN. Bingo. That was the word!!
I looked at my three guesses to see how I had solved it.
TEARY
LAUGH
WOMAN
Almost a poem I decided. Doesn’t take much to entertain me. 🙂
The Son in law said to send her for $5,000.00.
The mortician asked, "why would you pay all that money when for only $100, she could be buried in this beautiful, historic, peaceful place?"
The Son in law answered: "Well someone died there 2000 years ago and rose
again in only 3 days." "We don't want to take any chances".
Let’s see if we can revitalize this thread in honor of bundle!
What’s the secret to having a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation
These aren’t gray hairs. They are wisdom highlights!
What’s the best part of aging? It doesn’t last very long.
Which underwear do seniors like the best? It Depends.
Old age makes us great multitaskers. I can pee and sneeze at the same time.
One benefit of telling your old friends your secrets is that they can’t remember them.
I have decided that whatever age I am it’s the new 30!
I called the incontinence hotline and they asked me if I could please hold.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
Of all of your children, the only one that won’t grow up or move out is your husband.
Be kind to your kids. They choose your nursing home.
Why do retirees smile so much? Because they can’t hear a word that you’re saying.
You know it’s time to retire when young people are wearing clothes from your youth and calling them retro.
Retirement is what happens between doctor appointments.