I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Another favorite comic from long ago, George Carlin.
Why are the alphabets in that order? Is it because of that song?
Here’s all you need to know about men and women. Women are crazy and men are stupid. And the main reason why women are crazy is because men are stupid.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
“If your mother asks you if you want a piece of advice, it’s a mere formality. Whether you want it or not, you’re going to get it.”
Keep rolling your eyes. You might find a brain.
I believed in evolution until I met you.
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
Robin Williams
Not a joke but ,
My daughter had to learn to play the recorder in 3rd grade . Then we moved to another state . Her new school taught recorder in 4th grade . We were blessed twice with that . Fortunately she was pretty good , so was ok. Don’t even ask about the one year my son played the trombone . We had to hold back our enthusiasm when he said he wants to quit . 🙄😭😭.
“Twice as much husband, half as much pay.”
I just saw a grandpa help a youngster who was staring into his phone cross the street.
God grant me the senility to forget the people that I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to know the difference.
Because they earned the right to be comfortable.
Because they can get away with it.
They will both nap anywhere.
They are busy looking for it.
They forgot where they parked their car.
To dream about the good old days.