I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
The engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. The engineer becomes dissatisfied with the level of accommodations and starts designing and building improvements.
Pretty soon they have air conditioning, escalators, elevators, flush toilets and more.
The engineer is a pretty popular guy!
God calls Satan on the telephone and says, “So, how’s it going down there in hell?”
Satan says, “Everything is going great! We have air conditioning, elevators, escalator and flush toilets. There’s no telling what this engineer will come up with next!
God says, “What? You have an engineer down there. He should never have gone down there. Send him back immediately!”
Satan says, “No way! I like having an engineer on my staff.”
God says, “Send him back or I will sue!”
Satan says, “Yeah, right! Just where are you going to get a lawyer?”
I am married to an engineer! I definitely giggle at this joke!
I don’t think I should send it to my pompous lawyer brother . 🤔😬😬.
Go ahead and send to your brother !😆
I don’t want to tilt the scales of justice .
My brother has been more civil lately !
Anyone got one on real estate agents? The ones I have been dealing with are lower than a snake's belly. I hope there is a special part of hell just for them.. 'great location, heating included, ready-made community'
A real estate joke for you!
A real estate agent was standing at the crossroads when the devil appeared before him.
The devil told him, “I can make you the most successful agent in your brokerage. You will sell 200 homes next year if you sign a contract in blood. Give me your soul, your wife’s soul and your children’s soul for all eternity.”
The agent didn’t even skip a beat, before saying to the devil, “Wait a minute…what’s the catch?”
I remarked that it sounded like a TB ward in the back of the minivan. Of course they do not have a clue what that is. The 8 year old finally piped up asking why would they be getting a TV award.
Just thought it was cute. Those little ones always put a smile on my face.
Aww, that’s adorable !!
Children are a breath of fresh air.
Your story reminded me of one of my own. I asked a niece at about 6 or 7 if she wanted to make some money and help me straighten my house. I had two toddlers and I wanted to get their toys all organized. She said yes. She came over and we got busy and got a lot done. I suppose she was getting a little tired and she asked me ‘Aunt 97, when are we going to make that money?” 😳
Clearly, she put her heart and soul into it.
It takes all the strength he has to crawl down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the kitchen counter and staggers over to them.
As he reaches for one of the cookies, his wife’s wrinkled hand reaches out and smacks him.
His wife yells at him, “No! You can’t have those, they are for the funeral.”
Oscar Wilde
He thought that he was God and I didn’t.
My ex-wife is a water sign and I’m an earth sign. Together we made mud. RD