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Of course women don’t work as hard as men, they get it right the first time!
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How can you tell if a man is lying? You can see his lips moving.
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Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract!
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Why did God create man first? Because he needed a rough specimen before he created the perfect specimen of the species.
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An old woman told me at a wedding that I was next…so I told her the same thing at a funeral.
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Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
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Where there’s a will…I want to be in it.
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It used to be only death and taxes. Of course, now it’s shipping and handling costs too.
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Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
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Born free, taxed to death.
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When I told my doctor about my loss of memory he made me pay in advance.
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I just love the modern world...
All the mail is trash and all
the phone calls are from no one,
But on the bright side we get to
assemble our own furniture
regardless of our level of carpentry skill
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Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our
wings we just continue to fly...
On a broomstick.
Cause we're flexible like that!
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So, I am having my coffee and watching ‘The Talk.’

The topic at the top of the show was hilarious! 🤣 Apparently, it’s a thing to bowl NUDE in Pennsylvania!

Too funny! I had to look it up on Google.

An invitation is being sent out via Facebook to all naturists/nudists who enjoy being nude to join in the fun! LOL 😝!
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No Way !! That’s hysterical . We live in PA and my son is a bowler . In fact he is in Las Vegas bowling in national amateur tournament now . I have to tell him . I know he will say “Mooooooom!”
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Way.

I bet that your son will crack up! Well, if he has a quirky sense of humor like I have! LOL 😝.

Anxiety,

I don’t watch it everyday but I do watch it occasionally. It’s a good cast right now. Love Jerry O’Connell. I looked at him as a kid on the film, Stand By Me, great movie and said to myself that, this kid is going places!
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Anxiety,

I love Golden Girls. I haven’t seen Designing Women in ages. I used to watch that show. The grandmother on Young Sheldon was on Designing Women. She’s fantastic on Young Sheldon.
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Loving Friend's right now. Just went back to another round of "The Rachel" hairdo even, lol. Love this thread too!
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Anxiety,

I love Cheers! Taxi was great too. I love the old shows. They are timeless.

There are certain episodes of I Love Lucy that still crack me up! Love Mash, Andy Griffith, Bewitched, I Dream of Jeanie, The Honeymooners, Bob Newhart Show, Alice, Dick Van Dyke, etc.

Those old shows were great.
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Anxiety,

Oh my gosh, I adore Carol Burnett! Which makes me remember Mama’s Family! Very funny show! Vickie Lawrence was adorable as Mama.

I watched both Bob Newhart shows.

Mary Tyler Moore was great too!

One Day at the Time was cute too. As was, Archie Bunker, The Jefferson’s, etc.

Petticoat Junction and Green Acres too. I love Arnold the pig! LOL 😝

I used to watch the old westerns with my grandpa. Oh, and Ed Sullivan Show. Mom loved The Mike Douglas Show, Dinah Shore Show. Grandma loved her soaps! Mom only watched The Young and The Restless.

Oh, The Monkee’s and Dark Shadows were favorites when I was around 12.

Then Laugh In and The Smothers Brothers.

Twilight Zone! Loved it!!!
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Anxiety.

The Carol Burnett ‘Gone With The Wind’ episode was my absolute favorite one!

Yep! I watched The Riffleman with Grandpa. Chuck Conners was great!
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I had a great joke about getting old.. but I forgot what it was.
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Since we’re being frank, UTIs in young women are often blamed on sex, and it’s probably true. Vigorous sex helps squeeze traces of feces into the area. So good to pee etc before as well as afterwards. At least it was more fun than wiping back to front!
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Beware the Ides of March! Suggested viewing (available on YouTube): “Rinse The Blood Off My Toga” by Canadian comedians Wayne and Shuster. (short version is b&w from The Ed Sullivan Show, extended version years later from their own comedy show)
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Hands up if you are still working your way through the hoard of toilet paper you bought in 2020 🙋
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cwillie , I may have gotten to the end of that pile not too long ago . Lol

Don’t ask how many expired hand sanitizer bottles I recently discarded. Why was I thinking I would need so much back then when I wasn’t going out often ? 🙄🙄

I do have a lot of papertowels still. 🤦‍♀️
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For awhile we couldn’t get aluminum foil. When it became available my husband was buying it everytime he went to BJ’s to buy his coffee. I told him to stop, I think we have enough until we die . I don’t even use that much foil to begin with . His response was “ It doesn’t go bad “.
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My DH bought a dehydrator.
Thought it might be useful.
Sure. It can collect dust on that top shelf. And so it does.

Whoever invented upper kichen cupboards that go to ceiling height, thankyou. They are on my next kitchen wish list.
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I donated a ton of kitchen stuff to the thrift shop near me. I had at least 12 cup cake pans. My kids would always volunteer me to bake cupcakes for their class parties!

I decided to donate them afterwards because I knew that I would not be baking loads of cupcakes ever again!

Vases too! I had tons of vases from flowers that have been given to me over the years. My gosh, how many vases do we need?

Coffee mugs are another one. I have received a bazillion coffee mugs from my friends because they know that I am a coffee lover.

We can’t keep everything. We can’t be sentimental about every item. It feels great to purge all of our excess stuff!
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Need: I've switched over to Purple Heart donation curbside pickup. Easier than hauling items to Goodwill. Plus it helps PH Foundation.
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