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A poor-taste joke that might amuse some of us:

An old-ish man tells his friend that last night God blessed him. God helped him deal with his poor eyesight by providing a light when he had to use the toilet. Friend tells wife. Wife says ‘Well that explains the state of the refrigerator this morning’.
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I’m pretty good at bad decisions.
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So many bad choices.
So little time.
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Sounds like future me’s problem.
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Don't believe in yourself; believe in me who believes in you.
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Trying to decide if I should be a warning or an example to others today.
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Whoever developed the high road and how high it should be should be fired.

Sandra Bullock
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Robin Williams
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Don’t be so humble. You’re not that great.

Golda Meir
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Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

Oscar Wilde
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It’s useless to hold a person to anything if he is madly in love, drunk or running for office.

Shirley MacLaine
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When your kids are teenagers it’s important to have a dog in the house so that someone is happy to see you.

Nora Ephron
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The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the person who annoyed you.
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You’re not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad example.
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Did you hear about Pillsbury Doughboy? He died of a yeast infection.
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So, I am married 46 years today! I have to include one about marriage, hehehe 😜

My husband and I have never considered divorce, murder sometimes, but never divorce.

Joyce Brothers
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What is the most tear jerking season? Spring! Love is in the air and pollen too.
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It’s Spring.

Time for spring cleaning, which is good for all aspects of your life.

Time to clean out all the bullsh*t in your life!
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You do a great job with combing your hair. It’s amazing how you are able to hide your horns.
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Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman that I don’t like and buy her a house.

Rod Stewart
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Jim Carrey
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Happy anniversary Need.

I would like to say it is so nice to see others got to marry Mr. Right.


Is your husband's first name Always too?
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Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas.

Paula Poundstone
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Thanks, ITRR
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Love is having a large close knit family in another city.

George Burns
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The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

Doug Larson
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Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
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Anything done before my first cup of coffee could be considered self defense.
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If you can’t laugh at yourself, I can help you out.
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Do you remember when I asked you for your opinion? Me neither.
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