I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Husband: OK.
Wife: Don’t you want to know the reason?
Husband: No, I respect & trust your decision. 🙂
Wife: No, I will live with my sister. Will you marry after I die?
Husband: No, I will also live with your sister.
The second man says, “You’re lucky! Mine’s still alive.”
Husband: Don’t pretend I didn’t warn you! How many times did I tell you that you’re everything I have?
All the other women are my weakness.
But then her husband asked her to calm down...
I couldn't believe it...
You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return.
“What? Why? I thought we agreed we’re going to throw our sorrows overboard on this Caribbean cruise!”
“Yes, Roger, but that was my mother!”
If you’re interested, please contact us immediately to arrange dropping them off.
disappoints me.
It’s just a “q” with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line.
Husband: Don’t you think we should turn back?
Wife: Don’t worry I have a flashlight. Just a little further.
It starts to get darker as they enter an isolated swampy part of woods. Then the flashlight goes out.
Husband: Th-th-this is getting creepy.
Wife: You think this is scary? I have to walk out of here alone.
Participation trophy, but still.
I just have better ideas.
I'm aggressively helpful.
Then ordered everyone a round.
I’m the boss.