I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
1. Get up
2. Survive
is that they exist.
I never started.
will hopefully try again.
I call this mood "Awake".
Avoid both of them.
I just know what you should be doing.
I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.
He said, “That’s a mirror!”
Husband: Your eyesight is perfect.
obviously never had one before.
"How wonderful! What happened to your 1st husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms & died."
"How tragic! What about your 2nd?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms & died."
"Terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third 3rd."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
But I forgot where I put it.
I'm hungry again.
There is a difference.
it's someone else better than you.
but to blame someone else for it shows management potential.
I'm hungry.
Someone who does same weird things you do.