I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
--No.
and I'm not afraid to use it.
Too many stupid questions. Whose blood is it?
Where did you get it from? Why is it in a bucket?
The last one escaped.
How I learned this rule is not important.
Apparently the sign "stroke patients here" meant something completely different.
Lump it together with the big and medium things and have a major breakdown instead.
Evaluate your stay on Earth:
Would you recommend it to a friend?
Yes/No?
We're all going to die, and aside from the extremely rare chance that you'll do anything notable enough in your life, you will inevitably be forgotten, as life, the world, the universe, and everything is just a series of processes.
If you shoot for the moon, I recommend making it, because if your plan B is the stars, it will take you about 100 million times longer to reach even the closest one outside our solar system, and I doubt you have that kind of time.
When you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million light years too late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.
If at first you don’t succeed,
try something easier.
Let future you deal with it.
Most of it is bad, but it's still a lot!
WTF?? When did I eat anxiety and back problems?
If made correctly, yes.
then mental trauma.
1. Birth
2. You gotta be f****ing kidding me
3. Death
day is ruined.
You stress me out.
Your soulmate is almost done with those divorce papers.