I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
I'm sick of my life too.
Him: I wake up at 4:00 am.
Me: Never mind.
I am now older and still don't understand anything.
More specifically, a koala.
I can sleep for 22 hours a day.
especially when you have food.
If you ever feel bad, call me. I promise to sing to you.
Then you can decide what's worse.
is a sniper on a roof.
It's probably going to be a dog. But it is what it is.
It's just this little individual that lives in your house and you can't speak to each other but you're best friends.
Someone who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
The annoying time in between sleep and internet.
Before calculators
Before integrating circuits
Before micro chips
…Too many cheetahs.