I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
—JFK
They’re always coffin.
Never run barefoot in a dog park.
An empty search history says more than a filled one.
I prefer "mentally creative".
...with a hammar
...many times.
but you can easily mind your own business.
"Everyone who loves you is wrong."
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“I’ve found puddles deeper than you.”
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“Were you born this stupid, or did you take lessons?”
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“No, I don't want fries with that.”
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“Why don’t you check eBay and see if they have a life for sale.”
“Thanks, I like me too.”
Seriously, very seriously.
Java
He kept showing up for work in a tea shirt.
I don’t have a problem with coffee. I have a problem without it!!
Maybe I should move the mirror.