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😊 I hate popular opinion. Just ask anyone.
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fans of yoda for:

"Named must be your fear before banishing it you can."

"When you look at the dark side, careful must be ... for the dark side looks back."

“I smell bacon.”

“So hilarious, these quotes are.”

“Early bird I am, coffee I must.”
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A duck walks into a store and says, "One loaf of bread, and put it on my bill.”
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When sirens go by, you must say, “He won’t sell many ice creams going that fast”.
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Road works ahead.

“Yeah, I sure hope it does!”
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Well, well, well, three holes in the ground...
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hope you're ok nacy!! by the way, it's bundle. you're accidentally writing bumble.

hugs & luck to all of us!!
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I used to think the brain was the most wonderful organ in the human body... Then I realized who was telling me that.
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I childproof the house, but they still get in!
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On a scale from 1 to Adele, how bad was your breakup?
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I just got back from a time travelers convention next week.
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Have you seen the elephant hiding? Of course not, he's hiding.
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Everyone says Earth is a blue planet, but why hasn't anyone tried to cheer it up?
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🙂 How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? TEN TICKLES
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I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.
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People say I have the legs of a dancer, but until they find the rest of the body, the cops got nothing on me.
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I'm not passive aggressive, unlike — some — people.
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People need to start appreciating the effort I put into not being a serial killer.
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🤓 The plural of anecdote is not statistics.
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😊😊😊 A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
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What's a cat's favorite TV show? Claw and Order.
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What color do kittens love the most? Purrrrple.
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What does the cat say after making a joke? "Just kitten!"
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Before going after a mouse, what did the dad cat say to his family? "Let us prey."
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😊 stress relief method:
ignoring reality.
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😊 I didn't mean to gain weight, it just happened by snackcident.
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😊 It's beginning to look a lot like weight gain and crippling debt.
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😊 My fitness goal is to get down to what I told the DMV I weigh.
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😊 Good morning to everyone! except to people who don't gain weight when they eat whatever they want.
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The answer you're looking for is inside you, but it's wrong.
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