I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
The friend: How stressed are you exactly?
Me: Well... I'm more stressed than a guy finding out his pre-teen daughter is pregnant, and the father is most likely your homeless uncle, but not quite as stressed as those people with the mixed up shoes.
I let the dogs out.
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...cats would have pushed everything off of it by now.
I run into walls.
Not yet
Not yet
Not yet
Eat me now
Too late
--Avocados
Turns out this IS my circus
and those ARE my monkeys.
the ears are sold separately.
but for people.
Is don't talk about chess club.
One says to himself, "I wonder what he meant by that?"
They don't, it just feels that way.
Because I don’t speak that language
Because I don’t want to miss a word
Because I’m eating chips
Person: Hey!
Me: Good, thanks!
🙂
Maybe.
Oscar Wilde
Lots of people want to ride in the limo with you, but what you want is someone to take the bus with you when the limo breaks down
Oprah
It takes your enemy and your best friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart, one to slander you and the other to get the news to you
Mark Twain
I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the time of liking them a great deal
Jane Austen
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate
Linda Grayson
One loyal friend is worth 10,000 relatives
Euripides
One good reason to keep a small circle of friends is because 3 out of 4 murders are committed by people who know the victim
George Carlin
Henry Brooks Adams
It is more fun to talk with a person who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather, short easy words like, ‘What about lunch?’
A. A. Milne
She was the kind of person who never gave you enough time to miss her
Zadie Smith