I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
It’s definitely personal.
The biggest cause of our unhappiness.
Life’s way of firing you.
A substance in your body that will love you and stay with you forever. Even though you don’t love it back.
The only men who will love you for your brain.
There’s a 95% chance that food will drop on it.
When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.
The only time I have the urge to get my life together.
Usually appears on your face when you have an important date.
They don’t actually shop, they just walk around touching clothes, saying, “This is cute.”
The only members of your family you actually like.
Dr: What day is today?
Mom: Thursday.
Dr: What year is this?
Mom: 2024.
Dr: Who is the president?
Mom: (long pause) Ohhh… uh, some ***hole.
Dr: Close enough.
I said, “Sure, just don’t take it out of the yard.”
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