I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
When he offers solutions instead of just letting me complain…
Don’t die.
Get the cart with the messed up wheel.
One thing I like to do is, when a store clerk at checkout says, “ Did you find everything you were looking for? ” I answer, “ Do you know where the Sanity is?” Half the time they look at me like I’ve grown a second head. The other half says, “ I don’t know what aisle that’s on, but when you find THAT, let me know! “
No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no
and sit on the couch,
having coffee for 37 hours.
you fall and hear a crack sound and
you pray it's your leg.
Since Jesus is the Lamb of God
does that mean Mary had a little lamb?
LOL. Funny you should mention the cart with the messed up wheel. I have never not gotten the cart with the messed up wheel.
On Friday, I went to the store and thought I'd be smart and take the messed up wheel cart back and get a different one. The different one was even worse.
…being unable to stop laughing.
I’m guessing 25 to life.
and the remaining 6% cry a lot.
Because sarcasm needs to stay hydrated.
1. A warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone forever.
has anxiety at this point.
Me: What is?
Anxiety: ALL OF THIS.
Me: I'm literally not even doing anything.
Anxiety: TOO MUCH.!!!!!!!!!!
Instead of your spirit animal, what’s your spirit plant?
Rhododendron. Requires very specific conditions, but even when those conditions are met, it is unlikely to thrive.
It didn’t work.
I eat tacos and I know things.
don’t breed.