I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
The beginning of a long, long friendship.
🙂
It's much more important than that.
I check up on people I hate
to make sure I still hate them.
every book you read is a remix.
🙂
if you need any.
I want an explanation.
but I have questionable morals.
thank you think.
you haven’t been diagnosed yet.
“When people say ‘it’s always the last place you look’. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you’ve found it?”
"A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy, but they prefer to watch you die."
"I look at husbands the same way I look at tattoos. I want one, but I can't decide what I want and I don't want to be stuck with one I'm just going to grow to hate and have to have surgically removed later."
“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”
“I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.”
I think it's about time I had unlimited money.
1. Get finances in order
2. Get finances
Me: It's a surprise.
but deep down
I don't remember
any of my passwords.
Sincerely,
Your intuition
“Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.”
“I don't care if we don't talk. Your existence still irritates me."
"My brain cells will die
if I have to talk to you."
For sale, barely used.