I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
that it wants to do.
"I'd like people more
if they were cats instead."
and about 400-600 dogs on the internet that I've never met.
unless it's dark. Then you're going first.
is childish.
Be an adult and hit them with your car.
Banana.
If they come back, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.
I like 6 of you.
You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
if you just refrain from killing them?
2017: didn't jog
2018: didn't jog
2019: didn't jog
2020: didn't jog
2021: didn't jog
2022: didn't jog
2023: didn't jog
2024: still haven't jogged
This is a running joke.
--But doctor, my name isn't David...
--I know. I am David.
2 pm — but not today
Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
The path to inner peace begins with 3 words:
not my problem.
Have you ever been on a date and thought,
dying alone doesn't sound that bad?
but I turned myself around.
You'll all be sorry
when I figure out how to breathe fire.
I should probably be in jail.
I've never had a problem
that I couldn't make worse.
to my age. I did not use it.
For example, I’m not afraid of rough cookie dough.
but we live here.
You were clearly thrown at a wall.
you’ve tried on a too-small dress and thought you were stuck in it forever.