I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"First wish," the stoner grins, "let's smoke a joint." They do.
Then, "Second wish, let's smoke another." They do.
For the third wish, he says, "Let's smoke one more."
The genie, looking concerned, says, "Are you sure? You have only one wish left."
"Yeah, man, I'm sure," the stoner replies. They smoke, and the genie goes back in the bottle.
A little while later, the genie comes out of the bottle and says, "Alright, what's your fourth wish?"
I hardly ever fall out now.
Mandarin!
Something we all have but don’t use very often.
🥰 Soulmate (noun)
Someone who does the same weird things you do.
Something you tell everybody to tell nobody.
The day your diet starts.
Turns out I will tell an entire fully detailed story.
Any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
No internet connection.
The message you wanted to see the most.
A place full of everything you get sent to h*ll for.
I actually saw this joke already but I don’t want to hurt your feelings.
The time when the bed has more gravity.
What you said made more sense so I’m taking credit for it.
People who put more thought into a novel than the original author ever did.
5% washing
95% winning fake arguments
Something that you know you need to wash, but you are not mentally prepared to dry it.
For instance, if she’s holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
The caregiver says, "Is there a third thing? I don't have either of those."
In a dad-a-base