I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
In a Dada bank.
Happy wife…happy life!
I wonder who came up with that one!
…I wish husband rhymed with life.
I married for love but the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored.
You know there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time: Husband!
Marriage: sometimes soulmates, sometimes cellmates.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
One day, my wife’s credit card got stolen. What a relief! Because the thief spends less than my wife!
Your wife won’t start an argument with you if you’re cleaning.
IF my husband quits watching tv and actually does something,I would never bother him~
There’s a selfishness to human beings that I think we just all sort of have! Just built in there…
The fact that community service is a punishment in society…It’s a pretty good sign.
Right under prison, you get community service.
It’s like:
How badly did you f*** up that you have to help the community?
It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful.
Tell him that the paint is wet, and he has to touch it.
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
I wouldn’t say you are stupid.
You truly are.
But I wouldn’t say it.
Two clever people can never fall in love.
True love needs one idiot.
Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.
Don’t block all your haters. Leave one or two so they can report back to headquarters.
I'm so blinded by love for you, I got approved for a seeing-eye dog!
Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
I need to do a thing.
Body:
You did a thing yesterday, that’s enough things.
I hope you’re going through hell; keep going.
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"It's not boring staying in the house for weeks in a row.
But how come one bag
of rice has 48,356 grains
and the other 47,998?"