I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Most people don't act stupid...it's the real thing.
There’s a nap for that.
🙂
because one day
you get a little sleepy
and then you stay that way for the rest of your life.
I only look up to you
because I am
short.
Don’t tell me what to do
unless you’re naked.
Good things come to those who,
book flights.
Share this
if you know someone who is alive today simply because you didn’t want to go to prison.
A conscience is what hurts
when all your other parts feel good.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
It’s not my fault you thought I was normal…
That’s on you.
Just in case no
one has told
you today.
I’m beautiful.
I never fully realized how funny I was until
I started talking to myself.
it’s still today.
My heart has no room for you,
but the trunk of my car definitely does.
My aim is getting better.
Make yourself at home,
clean my kitchen.
I am going to use this..make yourself at home, clean my kitchen. I'll let you know if it works :-)
yes! lemme know!
There’s nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it.
😉😉🌸🌸
It’s about not bloody-well losing them in the first place.
🙂
Best man and the groom waiting for the bride to make her entrance.
Best man says to the groom:
If you get too nervous, I’m happy to kiss the bride.
🙂
Follow your heart,
but take coffee with you.
I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen.
When all else fails, take a vacation.
In summer, my favorite activity is going back inside.
I'm ready to make poor life choices
disguised as great summer memories.
If you're not barefoot, then you're overdressed.
I just tried on my summer wardrobe.
The only thing I managed to get into
was a state of panic.