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Most people don't act stupid...it's the real thing.
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iSleepy
There’s a nap for that.
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Adulthood is wild
because one day
you get a little sleepy
and then you stay that way for the rest of your life.
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Don’t flatter yourself.
I only look up to you
because I am
short.
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Don’t tell me what to do
unless you’re naked.
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Good things come to those who,
book flights.
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if you know someone who is alive today simply because you didn’t want to go to prison.
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A conscience is what hurts
when all your other parts feel good.
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69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
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It’s not my fault you thought I was normal…
That’s on you.
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Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
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Just in case no
one has told
you today.

I’m beautiful.
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Don’t worry, insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it.
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I never fully realized how funny I was until
I started talking to myself.
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I ate 12 times and took 5 naps and
it’s still today.
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My heart has no room for you,
but the trunk of my car definitely does.
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I still miss my ex - but guess what?
My aim is getting better.
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Make yourself at home,
clean my kitchen.
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Bundle of Joy! I thank you for the morning laugh!

I am going to use this..make yourself at home, clean my kitchen. I'll let you know if it works :-)
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haha 🙂🌈
yes! lemme know!
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There’s nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it.
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Life isn’t just about searching for things.
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It’s about not bloody-well losing them in the first place.
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true story
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Best man and the groom waiting for the bride to make her entrance.

Best man says to the groom:
If you get too nervous, I’m happy to kiss the bride.
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Follow your heart,
but take coffee with you.
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I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen.
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When all else fails, take a vacation.
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In summer, my favorite activity is going back inside.
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I'm ready to make poor life choices
disguised as great summer memories.
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If you're not barefoot, then you're overdressed.
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I just tried on my summer wardrobe.
The only thing I managed to get into
was a state of panic.
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