I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
The guy arrived in the unknown city in dire need of some adult entertainment, but was too shy to ask directly. He then saw an older lady walking by and went:
“Excuse me, ma’am, could you be so kind to show me where the church is?”
“Why, of course young man. It’s just five blocks in that direction.”
“Wow. Right in the middle of the Red-Light District?!”
“Of course not!! The Red-Light is to the north.”
“Thank you.”
And north he went.
Wife: You already do, you lazy bum!
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I’m still employed. I just can’t remember where.
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Its just that some of US are lacking the film.
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Yes, that zoom noise was my hair being cut close to the scalp on top of my air head. Derhuh!
"Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room?"
You get to make new friends every day
When he has a wife, a girl friend and a car payment and they are all three months late.
The next thing you know someone wil develope a study that says smoking weed causes memory loss.
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They both circle Uranus and search for clingons.
That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
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Guest: "I'll make my own bed."
Innkeeper: "Good. I'll get you some nails and wood."