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Before you get into an argument, remember this quote.

A Bee does not waste it's energy trying to convince a Fly that honey is better than
s.h.i.t.

Some minds are meant to be changed. So save your energy for what actually matters.
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A memory that made me smile: Oz is having serious heatwaves at present (43C here right now), and the news said that the hottest forecast was for Wilcannia 49C in western New South Wales. Wilcannia? That’s the back of beyond where we were so glad to find fuel on Christmas Day on a trip that went badly wrong. We said to the guy “how come you’re open on Christmas Day?” He said, deadpan, "the Mother in Law is visiting".
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🥰🎄🥰

The doctor told a patient:
“You have acute appendicitis.”

The patient replied:
“Is that better than an ugly one?”
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❤️🙂

"Sleep well,
middle finger,
you've got a big day ahead of you tomorrow."
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Lol, BOJ.
Why wait for tomorrow?
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At some point in your life
someone will tell you that you have
an unhealthy attachment to your cats.

It is very important that you sigh loudly,
and tell them to shut up.

Same goes with dogs.

Or even your spouse, Lol. Wait, I didn't mean to tell you to tell your spouse to shut up.

Did that even come out right?
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re-posting a joke i posted last year:

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Woman in a liquor store is pointing a gun at the shop clerk (who is sweating and scared):

“Tell me I look too young to buy this wine, ask for my ID card, and nobody gets hurt.”
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Dogs on social media speaking:

"I have finally discovered what's wrong with my brain."

"What is it?"

"On the left side, there is nothing right."

"And on the right side, there is nothing left."
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I went to a faith healer last night. He was bloody awful — even the man in the wheelchair stood up and walked out!
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🙂🙂
I’m not sure how many problems I have
because math is one of them.
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