I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
A Bee does not waste it's energy trying to convince a Fly that honey is better than
s.h.i.t.
Some minds are meant to be changed. So save your energy for what actually matters.
The doctor told a patient:
“You have acute appendicitis.”
The patient replied:
“Is that better than an ugly one?”
"Sleep well,
middle finger,
you've got a big day ahead of you tomorrow."
Why wait for tomorrow?
someone will tell you that you have
an unhealthy attachment to your cats.
It is very important that you sigh loudly,
and tell them to shut up.
Same goes with dogs.
Or even your spouse, Lol. Wait, I didn't mean to tell you to tell your spouse to shut up.
Did that even come out right?
🙂
Woman in a liquor store is pointing a gun at the shop clerk (who is sweating and scared):
“Tell me I look too young to buy this wine, ask for my ID card, and nobody gets hurt.”
"I have finally discovered what's wrong with my brain."
"What is it?"
"On the left side, there is nothing right."
"And on the right side, there is nothing left."
I’m not sure how many problems I have
because math is one of them.