I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Nothing gets done after the first bottle.
when I first came across this forum, I was confused by something I kept seeing. Posters making comments such as, "mom needs to go to NH" or "going to check out NH today" etcetera. . . .
I was puzzled why so many people had parents in New Hampshire! What's up with New Hampshire? Is there something going on there that I'm not aware of? Is it the place to be for seniors?
It took a bit, but I caught on.
#acronymsareyourfriend
And finally, the conversation ended when the window said.....
stop being a pane.
Ahem... Cwillie, your 2 sentence joke about the iron - I didn't get it. But I Knew it's something that my brothers would have gotten and laughed over it. I had to re-read it at least 6 times within a 30min. time table. I was determined to 'get it'.... I finally got it and chuckled. sigh... For me, that was a simple but difficult one.
He screamed, “Mummy, you hit me on the head with a rock! How could you!”
I swore to him a seagull dropped it on him. Every so often, he’ll bring it up. I will never admit it was me.”
Someone responded to the poster above: “You should bring this up on you’re deathbed, but die before you actually tell him it was you.”
hahaha. Thanks for the laugh. How about? “It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to.” I actually hate that song but hey, we could be creative with the lyrics and it would fit.
Enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=G-ugfNXYcDg&feature=emb_logo
So cute!
LVG Living Room
KIT Kitchen
BTH Bathroom
MBR Master Bedroom
PAT Patio
BAL Balcony
HOFC Home Office
MC Man Cave
BKY Backyard
Enjoy your trip!!!
Thanks for sharing!
"I was jogging late at night. A guy reached out his hand in front of me as I passed. I high-fived him.... Turns out he was hailing a taxi."
- Reddit ?
My elderly neighbor has told me that she walks into a room and forgets what she went in there for so she walks away. As soon as she gets back to the other room she remembers and has to walk back to retrieve it.
Or she says she is cooking and will open the fridge for an ingredient and forget what she needed. Hahaha