I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
That was funny even though.
We have been buying our own grocery bags and bringing them into stores for a long time now. Actually have quite a collection.
The new requirement is that we cannot bring in our own bags anymore!
What came first the Chicken or the egg?
(this is for your post on April 21)
Sorry, on the Amazon website, I forgot to click "Send", Lol.
We did go to pick up a grocery 'pantry pack' that had both chicken and eggs in the pre-selected bags. I am finding this the most reasonable way to shop safely, as you pre-order and pre-pay online, then the restaurant puts it in your trunk. $40-
This restaurant was called Lazy Dog, but there are many other restaurants doing the same, and getting creative! A pizza nite, a backyard barbeque pack, you cook it yourself.
I was having a window visit with my dad at his nursing home yesterday. His aide sets him up with a phone. Dad is 90 with moderate dementia. I’m trying to make conversation, the weather, filling your bird feeders etc. I asked dad what was going on in there. He said “Oh not much. But there’s some guy just outside the window. Don’t know who in the hell he is”.
Repent and return those library books!
Hahaha 😂 Funny!
You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether it sees you later, or in awhile.
https://www.countryliving.com/life/a32196101/funny-face-mask-tutorial/
??? What's leftover wine???
His Mum will get it 😁. She likes a glass but only with company - must be getting very dry these days...
LMMO = Laughing my mask off.
LMFMO = Laughing my f mask off.
I tried to like my own post.
A local museum in County Durham, England, displayed a Roman coin minted `between AD135 and AD138’. A 9 year old school girl pointed out that ‘it was in fact a plastic token given away free by a soft drinks firm in exchange for bottle labels’. Asked to explain, she said ‘I knew because the firm’s trademark was printed on the back’. The ‘coin’ was designed as a Roman replica, but the ‘R’ on the back stood for ‘Robinsons’, the soft drink firm, not ‘Roma’. Whoops!
(insert painful groan here)
A belly button! 😜