I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
It is just past Noon and already the
bills are washed,
the laundry is paid,
clothes are in the oven,
the last load of dinner dishes are in the dryer.
Now I am putting my clothes on to get into the shower.
there was nothing in the refrigerator or the freezer!
Where did dH put it this time?
I remember (fondly) finding toy cars in the freezer, parked neatly between the little ridges 😂
The one awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed
he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends.
And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy,
they just love him anyway,
and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.
Eyeore's friends-unconditional love. 🫂
Wish I had another joke for ya. Lol.
A can't opener!
He pasta-way!
He won the "no-bell" prize!
Reality!
It's called Pino More!
i think very relevant for us:
Hobbes:
What are you mad at ME for?!
Calvin:
Get away from me! I don't even want to talk to you!
Hobbes:
YOU broke your beanie motor, not ME! I didn't do anything!
Calvin:
You distracted me!
Hobbes:
I did not! I was just sitting here! You broke it all by yourself!
Calvin:
*sniff*
*sniffle*
...All right...I know...
But considering my life's in shambles right now, couldn't you at least take the blame?
Here it is already, the year 2022, and the smart Canadians have already banned Soylent!
It’s going to be Alpaca-lyptic.
I got spit on by a farm animal and thought it was the end of the world.
It was just the alpaca lips.
A bulldozer!
By the bark!
Because they're all quacks!
Frostbite!
He's a fungi!
Thanks for posting sometime ago, and providing a nice Sat. morning respite of humor.
Beef jerky!
I'm the new C-I-E-I-O
They eat whatever bugs them!
Her moms days, because white is the color for happiness and today is the happiest day of her life.
The little girl thinks a moment and says, then why is the groom wearing black?
"Well doc, you told me to take this medicine for three days, then
to skip a day. All that skipping wore me out!"