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So happy to report that Executive Functioning has returned with multitasking success!
It is just past Noon and already the
bills are washed,
the laundry is paid,
clothes are in the oven,
the last load of dinner dishes are in the dryer.

Now I am putting my clothes on to get into the shower.
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Very funny Send! I'm just finishing my meal while I brush my teeth. LOL
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Uh oh...
there was nothing in the refrigerator or the freezer!

Where did dH put it this time?
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DH just found the leftovers I had put in the pantry instead of the fridge.. oopsy

I remember (fondly) finding toy cars in the freezer, parked neatly between the little ridges 😂
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Send, did the items turn up?
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Not a joke but it made me smile

The one awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed
he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends.
And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy,
they just love him anyway,
and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.
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I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.
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Cwillie,
Eyeore's friends-unconditional love. 🫂
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Beatty,
Wish I had another joke for ya. Lol.
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?



A can't opener!
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?



He pasta-way!
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Did you hear about the Guy that invented the knock knock joke?


He won the "no-bell" prize!
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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?



Reality!
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You know they are developing a new wine for older men?


It's called Pino More!
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from Calvin & Hobbes (you know, the comic strip with the tiger (Hobbes) and the boy (Calvin))...

i think very relevant for us:

Hobbes:
What are you mad at ME for?!

Calvin:
Get away from me! I don't even want to talk to you!

Hobbes:
YOU broke your beanie motor, not ME! I didn't do anything!

Calvin:
You distracted me!

Hobbes:
I did not! I was just sitting here! You broke it all by yourself!

Calvin:
*sniff*
*sniffle*
...All right...I know...
But considering my life's in shambles right now, couldn't you at least take the blame?
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The 1972 movie Soylent Green portrayed what we could be eating in 2022.
Here it is already, the year 2022, and the smart Canadians have already banned Soylent!
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I heard llamas are going to bring about the end of the world.
It’s going to be Alpaca-lyptic.

I got spit on by a farm animal and thought it was the end of the world.
It was just the alpaca lips.
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Send: OMGosh! Too funny! You made my day!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?


A bulldozer!
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How can you tell the tree is a dogwood?



By the bark!
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Why can't you trust duck doctors?




Because they're all quacks!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?



Frostbite!
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Why is the mushroom always invited to parties?


He's a fungi!
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Isthisrealyreal, I enjoyed your jokes!  They're cute and to the point. 

Thanks for posting  sometime ago, and providing a nice Sat. morning respite of humor.
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GA, u r welcome. So glad they gave you a chuckle.
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What do you call a cow with a twitch?


Beef jerky!
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I just got a new job last week as the top dog at ole' MacDonald's farm!!


I'm the new C-I-E-I-O
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Why are frogs so happy?


They eat whatever bugs them!
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A little girl gets to go to her first wedding and she asks her mom why the bride is wearing white.

Her moms days, because white is the color for happiness and today is the happiest day of her life.

The little girl thinks a moment and says, then why is the groom wearing black?
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"What happened to you Mr. Smith? You look awful."
"Well doc, you told me to take this medicine for three days, then
to skip a day. All that skipping wore me out!"
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