I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
I would go out of my mind,
but I can’t find the exit.
One cat won’t fix all your problems…but three might.
I would make a great millionaire.
Go buy a brain.
I saved someone’s life today.
Well, I resisted the urge to strangle the life out of this idiot. So pretty much the same thing.
When I was younger, I could really kick some butt. Now I just go for the ankles.
I like working from home. It’s much more comfortable than sleeping in my cubicle.
Food prices are so high, I even cry over un-spilt milk.
Love BOJ and the silly quotes and quips she shares with us.
If there’s one thing I’d like you to remember, it’s…
Oh my God, what was it?
Be VERY careful. You are beginning to speak BOJ.
I’m not sure that’s a good thing. 🤓😎🥸🥳
"It's not boring staying in the house for weeks in a row.
But how come one bag
of rice has 48,356 grains
and the other 47,998?"
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I hope you’re going through hell; keep going.
I need to do a thing.
Body:
You did a thing yesterday, that’s enough things.
Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
I'm so blinded by love for you, I got approved for a seeing-eye dog!
Don’t block all your haters. Leave one or two so they can report back to headquarters.
Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.
Two clever people can never fall in love.
True love needs one idiot.
I wouldn’t say you are stupid.
You truly are.
But I wouldn’t say it.
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
Tell him that the paint is wet, and he has to touch it.
It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful.
There’s a selfishness to human beings that I think we just all sort of have! Just built in there…
The fact that community service is a punishment in society…It’s a pretty good sign.
Right under prison, you get community service.
It’s like:
How badly did you f*** up that you have to help the community?
IF my husband quits watching tv and actually does something,I would never bother him~