I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
“Only God can judge me
and honestly
he’s not a fan.”
“So I’ve been thinking
and I’d like for that to stop.”
“Anything you can do
I can do a little bit worse.”
“15-LIKE”
Commitment issues in tennis…
“Some people don't get sarcasm. They really don't.”
“I wonder if the planet Earth teases other planets for having no life.”
“Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I'm here for you. Sincerely, fridge.”
"Someday I will solve my problems with critical reasoning. But today, I will solve it with chocolate."
And it will take a yard
“Dentist: Open up please.
Me: Sometimes I feel sad.”
“Whenever you feel sad,
just remember that there are billions of cells in your body and all they care about is YOU.”
“If you think this is bad,
you should see what our government is up to.”
“A banana has 105 calories.
A shot of whiskey has 80 calories.
Choose wisely.”
"Inhale
Exhale
=
How you'll get through it."
"There is no better feeling than
someone playing with your hair or running their fingers down your back.
Unless you thought you were alone."
"People cheating on their taxes disgust me.
This is not the world I want to raise my 23 dependents in..."
“You can do it”
– Coffee.
"I don't really have a plan.
I really solely on caffeine and weirdness
to get me through the day."
"That's what friends
are spore."
"The most stable thing in my life is
my breakfast routine."
A pharmacy.
Lots of vegetables and fruits on the shelves.
A pharmacist gives lettuce to the customer:
"Take one a day with tomato and cucumber."
🙂
"Modesty is just one of my fantastic attributes!"
"It's so nice to relax
after walking on eggshells for so long."
"Life has its ups and downs.
We call them squats."
"Do it tomorrow.
You've made enough mistakes for today."
"Starting tomorrow,
whatever life throws at me,
I'm ducking
so it hits someone else."
"The best part of waking up...
is still a mystery for me."
"You will meet 10 types of moms at your kid's school.
I'm currently avoiding 8 of them."
"The worst part about parallel parking
is the witnesses."
"I don't understand why judges get paid so much,
others judge me for free."