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"Keep calm
&
just agree."
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"I will put that on the list of
'not my problem'."
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"Let's just agree that I'm right."
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“Being wrong isn’t in my vocabulary – I prefer to think of it as being temporarily not right.”
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"I'm not always right,
but when I am it's usually
all of the time."
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It's not easy being right.
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"Always trust your gut instinct, all your other body parts lie!"
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"I think.
Therefore, we have nothing in common."
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"Money can't buy you happiness
but it does give you a more
pleasant form of misery."
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😉 calvin & hobbes...

Calvin to Susie:
Your bangs do a good job of covering up the lobotomy stitches.
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"Never underestimate
the power of chocolate."
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"It isn't the ups and downs
that make life difficult;
it's the jerks."
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"That wasn't
very Versace
of you."
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"The prettiest
dresses are
worn to
be taken off."
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"Build a bridge
and get over it."
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"Choose a major you love and
you'll never work a day in your life
because that field probably isn't
hiring."
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"Not only is my short-term memory horrible,
but so is my short-term memory."
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❤️🙂 have an awesome friday, everyone!

Jon, looking sad:
Liz is doing something without me today.

Jon:
Why would she do that?

Garfield:
Good judgement?
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“But it’s Friday”
is a valid excuse for almost anything today.
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"It appears that auto-correct has become
my worst enema."
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"That sad moment when your internet doesn't work
and you don't know what to do with your life."
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This reminds me of a friend who kept a spreadsheet of meetings he was required to attend (and the time spent attending and preparing for them). One year he spent 42% of his time devoted to meetings and the next year 54%.
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"We will continue having meetings
until we figure out why no work is getting done."
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"Look, I'm trying to RANT here.
Stop interrupting me with 'facts' and 'reason'."
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"The only thing I don't like about you
is that constant
inhaling & exhaling habit you have."
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"A list of things ain't nobody got time for:
1. That"
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"You can't run away from trouble. There
ain't no place that far."
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"How can I trust you
when you keep running away
every time I untie you?"
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"Of course you can trust ME!
Not alone with cake, but otherwise, yes."
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"How to parallel park:
1. Park somewhere else"
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