I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"And for my next trick
I will dazzle you
with the illusion that I have my s****t together."
"Best way to get back on your feet.
Miss 2 car payments."
"Ever look at someone and think,
'Why has no one hit you with a shovel yet?'"
“This is my resting peach 🍑 face!”
“Some people are a peach 🍑 of s*****t.”
“I’m so grapeful for you!”
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“Peas be mine!”
“Put your hands in the air! This is a strobbery!”
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“You’re olive 🫒 avo 🥑 wanted.”
“It’s OK. It’s nut 🥜 your fault.”
Any banana jokes for National Banana Day?
I am going to make some banana bread today!
Started to go to the gym
this morning.
Couldn't find my membership card...
A new one was $10.
A donut & coffee were $3.
Guess who saved $7?
Started to go to the gin...
(just kidding)
"A yawn
is a silent scream for gin."
Gin and Tonic! A refreshing drink. That’s my go to once in awhile.
"Let
the games
be
gin."
"Keep your
gin up."
"Cat puns freak meowt."
"Let the evening
be gin."
"Alexa take down the xmas decorations."
"Maybe swearing will help."
"Now you understand why
Peter Pan didn't want to grow up."
"You never run out of things that can go wrong..."
Jon, reading a book:
According to this diet book, cake and chocolate are our enemies.
Garfield:
Jon...Jon...Jon...Where are your values?
We must love our enemies.
"I'm not self-medicating with chocolate.
The lady at the shop gave me a prescription...
Well, she called it a receipt.
Whatever."
"Chocolate is for life
not just for Easter."
"Once upon a time
I was hungry
and that's what happened to your chocolate."
"GIVE ME the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
Xoxo."
"Sorry, I'm not trained to deal with idiots."
"Oops! Did I buy champagne instead of milk again...?"
"Therapist:
Anyways...
Me:
'Anyways' isn't a word. You mean 'anyway'.
Therapist:
ANYWAY, we were talking about your difficult making friends."
"Do people still run away with the circus?
Asking for a friend."
"In hell, women are even more right."