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"I don't know who needs to hear this, but
yes, you should probably stop at 40 or so Cadbury mini eggs."
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"I don't know who needs to hear this, but
please do not run for president."
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"I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but
don't steal the Declaration of Independence."
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"I don't know who needs to hear this, but
you know what you have to do. You just don't want to do it."
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"I don't know who needs to hear this, but
cancel that free trial."
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❤️🙂 (hmmm, looks like my pancake comment wasn't all, after all).

"I don't know who needs to hear this, but
empty the lint trap in your clothes dryer."
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❤️🙂 gooood morning!

“PANCAKES.
That is all.”
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haha :) 🙂🙂🍀🍀🐣🐣
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Haha...Boj... You read my mind. I have a credit card that earns points which turn into Amazon credit/cash at the end of each month. I look forward to it so I can find things on Amazon to spend it on. 😀
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“I don’t know who needs to hear this…
But you don’t need anything from Amazon today.”
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“Do I want bangs or
do I just need to talk about
my feelings?”
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“Can we all have
a moment of silence
for all those good hair days
where no one important
saw you.”
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“Overthinking in progress.”
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“I even overthink my overthinking.”
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“Dogs welcome.
People tolerated.”
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"Life is short.
Spoil your dog."
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"All
you
need
is
woof."
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"What the woof!?"
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"Friends don't let
friends
wear ugly
purses."
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"Someone told me I'm immature.
Guess who's not allowed in my tree house?"
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"Here is a joke for all the mind readers out there..."
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😉

"I hate tacos
said no
Juan ever."
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"I am your trainer.
Your argument is INVALID
but I appreciate your enthusiasm."
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"I try to tell chemistry jokes
but there's no reaction."
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"Trees...
They're all bark
and no bite."
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🙂

NO
does not mean
"convince me".
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"Have a good
weekend
because
Monday
will be here
in 30
minutes."
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haha 🙂🙂
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Bundle ,
One bunny leads to another too.
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😉

“One cat just leads to another.”
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