I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"I don't know who needs to hear this, but
yes, you should probably stop at 40 or so Cadbury mini eggs."
"I don't know who needs to hear this, but
please do not run for president."
"I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but
don't steal the Declaration of Independence."
"I don't know who needs to hear this, but
you know what you have to do. You just don't want to do it."
"I don't know who needs to hear this, but
cancel that free trial."
"I don't know who needs to hear this, but
empty the lint trap in your clothes dryer."
“PANCAKES.
That is all.”
“I don’t know who needs to hear this…
But you don’t need anything from Amazon today.”
“Do I want bangs or
do I just need to talk about
my feelings?”
“Can we all have
a moment of silence
for all those good hair days
where no one important
saw you.”
“Overthinking in progress.”
“I even overthink my overthinking.”
“Dogs welcome.
People tolerated.”
"Life is short.
Spoil your dog."
"All
you
need
is
woof."
"What the woof!?"
"Friends don't let
friends
wear ugly
purses."
"Someone told me I'm immature.
Guess who's not allowed in my tree house?"
"Here is a joke for all the mind readers out there..."
"I hate tacos
said no
Juan ever."
"I am your trainer.
Your argument is INVALID
but I appreciate your enthusiasm."
"I try to tell chemistry jokes
but there's no reaction."
"Trees...
They're all bark
and no bite."
NO
does not mean
"convince me".
"Have a good
weekend
because
Monday
will be here
in 30
minutes."
One bunny leads to another too.
“One cat just leads to another.”