I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
“Tell your dog
I said hi.”
🐈
“I want to spend all 9 lives with you.”
“EAT PLAY LOVE”
“Sleep is for people without access to the internet…”
"Not all patients are annoying.
Some are unconscious."
BTW, the suspect was unconscious.
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“Such short, little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day.”
“First he stole my heart, then he stole my bed.”
– Julia Child
"As it turns out, 93% of my personality was coffee."
"Those who teach the most about humanity
aren't always human."
"Dogs never bite me.
Just humans."
☕️☕️
“It’s a brew-tiful day!”
“NO JOKE.
I’m serious.”
“Dog looking at owner:
Do you honestly think I don’t know what V-E-T spells?”
“Stealing someone’s coffee is called mugging.”
"I don't care who dies in a movie
as long as the dog lives."
... is not in fact a joke, and explains the single but sufficient reason for John Wick's being a hero instead of just an unusually alarming psychopath.
"It feels good to be lost in the right direction."
A butterfly is driving a car. He’s stopped by a police officer, and hands the officer his licence.
The officer stares and stares at the licence.
Butterfly:
“That’s an old photo.”
——
(It’s a picture of a caterpillar.)
Just a general update:
hungry again.
“I can help you find your marbles.”
"My rescue dog saved me."
🙂
The dog's in charge."
"I don't care who dies in a movie
as long as the dog lives."
"The dog lets me live here."
"I gave a dog my heart.
It's yet to be broken."
X: I love you.
Y: Do you have evidence to support your statement?
"I hope
you drop your phone in the toilet."