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"I hope you fall down with your hands in your pockets."
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"Everyone is gifted, but some
people never open their package."
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"If you're feeling blue -
try painting yourself a different color."
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way, enjoy!! ❤️🙂❤️🙂
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Bundle ,
I will be disappearing next week .

Going on an island vacation to Aruba. Saved up a long time for it . We can’t wait 🏖️🏝️🌊☀️🐚.

DH and I plan on disconnecting from the world for the week !!
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actually, way, really...i'll be gone a bit from the internet.
i keep meaning to disappear, and then i keep appearing.

anyway, i really will soon disappear a while.
why?
many chocolate eggs to finish, and can't type at the same time.
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I can’t wait to see what jokes you find for Mother’s Day . 😄
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❤️🙂 haha

way, i do make some up. but the ones that are in quotation marks, are truly quotes, that's why they're in quotation marks. the jokes don't come from any particular place/website/book/etc. i'm just verrrrry good at finding things.

for eggs-ample, guess what i just found next to me??? more chocolate eggs. now if i could just find a billion dollars somewhere, lying around.
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AWW . Thanks , hugs back to you.
You are so funny ! 🤪🤪🤪

Do you make up these jokes your self??

I look for them everyday now especially if I don’t want to get out of bed .
Lol. 😂😂😂🤣
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"She’s now 26 , To this day she calls hair ties….. “ pretties”. That is what she thought they were called . 🤦‍♀️"

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hug!!

(by the way, Way2tired, i'm so used to giving easter hugs, i'm not too sure what a normal hug looks like, but anyway, hug!!)
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When my daughter was little she had spiral curly unruly hair . She didn’t want her hair touched. I would run after her trying to get her to let me brush her hair and tie it up neat with an elastic hair tie .

I used to say to her “ don’t you want to look pretty ?” to try to get her to let me fix her hair .

She’s now 26 , To this day she calls hair ties….. “ pretties”. That is what she thought they were called . 🤦‍♀️
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"I miss being a kid.
My only responsibilities were running around and laughing a lot.
And someone else was in charge of my hair."
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Note on the kitchen table:

"I just spent 1.5 hours cleaning the kitchen.
If you mess it up...
I WILL CUT YOU.

love, love, love, kisses,
Mom"
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❤️🙂 just kidding...! i have more funny quotes.

"I wish I could illegally download clothes."
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talking about other things that came completely out of the blue...
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it's morning here, and what's come completely out of the blue, is that i can't think of a single funny thing to say.
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“I just found out I’m colorblind.
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.”
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“I do many things well,
none of which generate income.”
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“If a woman speaks and no one is listening

her name is probably Mom.”
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“I don’t regret burning my bridges. I regret that some people weren’t on those bridges when I burnt them.”
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“Office.
Boss at her desk.
A man in a suit, with a briefcase, facing her.

Boss:
It was a purely professional decision, Harris. I hope my firing you won’t affect our marriage in any way.”
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"I don't need a 'previously on...'
I've been watching this show for 9 hours straight."
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"How has nobody settled for me yet
I'm a solid 3."
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"My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do."
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"I hate it when Netflix pauses and asks if I'm still watching, like yeah, do you think I actually got up and started doing something with my life?"
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“Keep calm
&
nope...
lost it.”
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“Keep calm
&
Easter on.”
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“What kind of shoes does a thief wear?
Sneakers.”
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"Therapist in armchair, taking notes.
The Grim Reaper lying on a couch.

Therapist:
Let's explore this feeling that people are trying to cheat you."
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"A wolf on a couch, with a surprised look.

Therapist in armchair, taking notes:
I understand your motive for eating the grandmother, but why did you feel you needed to dress in her clothes?"
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"A woman sitting on a couch. There are also two dogs on the couch.

The woman, with a huge smile, says to the dogs:
Where would I be without you two? You're my best friends. You listen to all my troubles, you comfort me when I'm down, you give me unconditional love and cuddles. Just a few minutes with you and my problems disappear and I'm happy again!

One dog, lying on its back in despair, says to the other dog:
We should be charging her Felix.

The other dog replies, covering his face:
Totally."
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