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"What doesn't kill you...
...was just practice."
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"GPS? Nearest cliff please."
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"Dog to therapist:
I'm telling you I'm not paranoid! Sometimes he only pretends to throw the ball just to make me look like an idiot!"
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"Play dates..

Now...
Parent speaking to child: I texted Timmy's mom. We've got you two penciled in for a 3 o'clock next Sunday.

When I was a kid...
Child speaking to parent: I'm gonna go wander 'round the neighborhood 'til I find some other kids.
Parent: See ya!"
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"I hid the Easter eggs in my tummy."
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"Good idea: finding the Easter eggs on Easter.
Bad idea: finding the Easter eggs on Xmas."
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When the Easter Bunny burps, does he say "eggs-cuse me"?
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"Ugh. This Easter candy is making me sick.
Oh look! More candy! 🙂"
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"Even a reliable bunny misses a hop sometimes; then the important thing becomes simply to return to hopping."
--Bunny Buddhism
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"We must consider the pawprints we leave on this Earth so future bunnies will have a place to hop."
--Bunny Buddhism
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"There is no
shame in resting,
when a bunny is too tired to hop."
--Bunny Buddhism
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"Bunniness
is found by hopping in my own authentic way."
--Bunny Buddhism
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"No bunny
saves us but ourselves.
We ourselves must hop the path."
--Bunny Buddhism
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"It is not necessary for me
to evaluate the hops of other bunnies."
--Bunny Buddhism
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"May we continue to find the strength to hop,
even on days when each hop is a challenge."
--Bunny Buddhism
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"The Narcissist Test:

Step 1:
Take a moment to think about yourself.

Step 2:
If you made it to step 2, you are not a narcissist."
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"What is an egg’s least favorite day of the week?
Fry-day, of course!"
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“I have so many egg puns,
it’s not even bunny.”
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“It’s Easter,
let your hare down.”
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“Making fun of my Easter eggs???
Omelette that slide…this time.”
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“Revenge is beneath me



but accidents happen”
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❤️ poor men…

No man has ever won a game of “notice anything different about me?’
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“Marriage is about understanding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically.”
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“In my experience most arguments are caused by the misunderstanding of the fact that I’m right.”
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Easter Bunny lying on the couch.
Therapist in armchair, taking notes.

There are colorful eggs everywhere in the room: behind the flower pot, on the window sill, under the chair, under the couch…

Therapist:
“I feel like you’re hiding something from me.”
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“I was fairly traumatized the first time my parents gave me a hollow chocolate bunny for Easter. I was 27, but still.”
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“I’m waiting for the Easter Wabbit. When he comes in looking so fluffy and cute with his wittle basket of Easter eggs…BANG! Easter Wabbit stew.”
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🙂 happy easter everybunny!!
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no need to worry:

“Easter is the only time when it’s perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket.”
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"Pie like you
berry much."
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"I want to have just enough money
to be able to
decide for myself if money solves everything."
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