I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"What doesn't kill you...
...was just practice."
"GPS? Nearest cliff please."
"Dog to therapist:
I'm telling you I'm not paranoid! Sometimes he only pretends to throw the ball just to make me look like an idiot!"
"Play dates..
Now...
Parent speaking to child: I texted Timmy's mom. We've got you two penciled in for a 3 o'clock next Sunday.
When I was a kid...
Child speaking to parent: I'm gonna go wander 'round the neighborhood 'til I find some other kids.
Parent: See ya!"
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"I hid the Easter eggs in my tummy."
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"Good idea: finding the Easter eggs on Easter.
Bad idea: finding the Easter eggs on Xmas."
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When the Easter Bunny burps, does he say "eggs-cuse me"?
"Ugh. This Easter candy is making me sick.
Oh look! More candy! 🙂"
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"Even a reliable bunny misses a hop sometimes; then the important thing becomes simply to return to hopping."
--Bunny Buddhism
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"We must consider the pawprints we leave on this Earth so future bunnies will have a place to hop."
--Bunny Buddhism
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"There is no
shame in resting,
when a bunny is too tired to hop."
--Bunny Buddhism
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"Bunniness
is found by hopping in my own authentic way."
--Bunny Buddhism
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"No bunny
saves us but ourselves.
We ourselves must hop the path."
--Bunny Buddhism
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"It is not necessary for me
to evaluate the hops of other bunnies."
--Bunny Buddhism
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"May we continue to find the strength to hop,
even on days when each hop is a challenge."
--Bunny Buddhism
"The Narcissist Test:
Step 1:
Take a moment to think about yourself.
Step 2:
If you made it to step 2, you are not a narcissist."
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"What is an egg’s least favorite day of the week?
Fry-day, of course!"
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“I have so many egg puns,
it’s not even bunny.”
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“It’s Easter,
let your hare down.”
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“Making fun of my Easter eggs???
Omelette that slide…this time.”
“Revenge is beneath me
but accidents happen”
No man has ever won a game of “notice anything different about me?’
“Marriage is about understanding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically.”
“In my experience most arguments are caused by the misunderstanding of the fact that I’m right.”
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Easter Bunny lying on the couch.
Therapist in armchair, taking notes.
There are colorful eggs everywhere in the room: behind the flower pot, on the window sill, under the chair, under the couch…
Therapist:
“I feel like you’re hiding something from me.”
“I was fairly traumatized the first time my parents gave me a hollow chocolate bunny for Easter. I was 27, but still.”
“I’m waiting for the Easter Wabbit. When he comes in looking so fluffy and cute with his wittle basket of Easter eggs…BANG! Easter Wabbit stew.”
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no need to worry:
“Easter is the only time when it’s perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket.”
"Pie like you
berry much."
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"I want to have just enough money
to be able to
decide for myself if money solves everything."