I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
“The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.”
"I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.
Turns out it was the pizza all along."
"I can't turn water into wine, but
I can turn pizza into breakfast."
"Life is not about finding yourself.
It's about finding pizza."
"Pizza (noun):
The reason we survived the year 2020."
"Being slim sounds nice,
but have you ever heard about pizza?"
"I'll stop wearing black
when they invent a darker color."
"A Haiku about getting out of bed:
No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no."
"I - would - eat healthy
but then I remember that time Eve ate an apple + doomed humanity
so IDK
better not risk it."
"I read your journal.
You are messed up."
"I was going to tell you a joke about pizza,
but never mind, it's too cheesy."
"How I make salad.
Step 1:
Substitute lettuce for pizza. Enjoy!"
"Tell me a joke about self-centered people.
I’ll go first."
"Life is like a box of chocolates. But for some reason, I got the gross dark chocolate with the orange flavor in the middle."
"You’re guessing that out of the 8 billion people here on Earth, I’m going to chase someone who doesn’t even like me? Well, watch me closely because that’s exactly what I’m going to do."
"I’m somewhere in between trying to live my life and trying to run away from it."
"Just because I’m trash doesn’t mean I won’t be able to achieve great things. Remember, it’s called a garbage can, not a garbage cannot."
"I’m pretty sure I’m going to end up having 10 to 20 cats in my old age."
"When I'm in a happy mood and people think it's 'the real me'. Nope, it's the other one."
"Today’s a really wonderful day. I don’t trust it."
"Time to get back on my regularly scheduled nonsense."
"I’m only posting on social media so everyone else can feel better about themselves. You’re welcome."
"I said 'hello' to darkness my old friend, and it told me it doesn’t want to be my friend."
"Ruminating on negative thoughts is just like kicking a skunk...
What do you expect?"
"You can't act like a skunk without someone getting wind of it."
Thanks for the giggles. I love reading your posts.
“None of my yoga pants have ever been to yoga.”