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“The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.”
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"I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.
Turns out it was the pizza all along."
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"I can't turn water into wine, but
I can turn pizza into breakfast."
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"Life is not about finding yourself.
It's about finding pizza."
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"Pizza (noun):
The reason we survived the year 2020."
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"Being slim sounds nice,
but have you ever heard about pizza?"
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"I'll stop wearing black
when they invent a darker color."
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"A Haiku about getting out of bed:

No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no."
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"I - would - eat healthy
but then I remember that time Eve ate an apple + doomed humanity
so IDK
better not risk it."
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"I read your journal.
You are messed up."
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"I was going to tell you a joke about pizza,
but never mind, it's too cheesy."
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"How I make salad.
Step 1:
Substitute lettuce for pizza. Enjoy!"
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When you dream in color it's a pigment of your imagination
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"Tell me a joke about self-centered people.

I’ll go first."
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"Life is like a box of chocolates. But for some reason, I got the gross dark chocolate with the orange flavor in the middle."
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"You’re guessing that out of the 8 billion people here on Earth, I’m going to chase someone who doesn’t even like me? Well, watch me closely because that’s exactly what I’m going to do."
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"I’m somewhere in between trying to live my life and trying to run away from it."
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"Just because I’m trash doesn’t mean I won’t be able to achieve great things. Remember, it’s called a garbage can, not a garbage cannot."
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"I’m pretty sure I’m going to end up having 10 to 20 cats in my old age."
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"When I'm in a happy mood and people think it's 'the real me'. Nope, it's the other one."
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"Today’s a really wonderful day. I don’t trust it."
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"Time to get back on my regularly scheduled nonsense."
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"I’m only posting on social media so everyone else can feel better about themselves. You’re welcome."
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"I said 'hello' to darkness my old friend, and it told me it doesn’t want to be my friend."
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"Ruminating on negative thoughts is just like kicking a skunk...
What do you expect?"
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🙂 another skunk joke...

"You can't act like a skunk without someone getting wind of it."
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Spring is here I'm so excited I wet my plants
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Mrs. Skunk and her little children were out walking in the woods one day when along came a big, ferocious-looking wolf. The little skunks were terrified and cried: "What shall we do?" "Don't worry, children," she soothed them. "Form a circle, and let us spray."
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Bundle,

Thanks for the giggles. I love reading your posts.
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“None of my yoga pants have ever been to yoga.”
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