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Then I listened to a short podcast and decided it was too reactive. But it did make me laugh which is what the thread is about. Oh well.

https://drchatterjee.com/the-5-minute-morning-habit-to-reduce-stress-overwhelm-negative-thoughts-dr-rangan-chatterjee/
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“The first thing you should know about me is that I am not you. A lot more will make sense after that.”

Wise AND funny BOJ. Made me LOL.

I need to keep this in mind when certain parties decide to critique my posts. Hmmm. Might be good stitched on a pillow.
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Why does the Easter bunny hide eggs?


Because they're little chickens!
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Not all relationships will lead to marriage, some will help you discover new restaurants.
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I’m giving up drinking until Christmas.
Sorry, wrong punctuation.
I’m giving up. Drinking until Christmas.
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The first thing you should know about me is that I am not you. A lot more will make sense after that.
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😉 Advice for writers who’re having writer’s block:

Write something, even if it’s just a suicide note.
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stand-up comedian on stage:
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If you’re in here tonight
and you’ve never contemplated suicide, then you’ve never been in love.

If you’re in here tonight
and you’ve never contemplated
murder, then you’ve never been divorced.
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My mom really wanted to have a Easter dinner at her house today, but she wanted to make it. She gets really upset if you don't want her cooking. She really wanted cake and lamb. When this morning rolled around, she refused to go to church because it was raining so I went without her. When I got to her house, she had made me pureed Cole slaw and a baked sweet potato but had forgotten to cook the lamb that she wanted so badly, and that we had went to purchase together at the grocery store on Thursday. A trip that was supposed to be for 6 items but that took 2 hours and only ended when it did because we needed to get to a salon appointment to get her hair washed.
I brought her strawberries to have with her cake but she forgot to take the cake out of the freezer. I don't know where else to park this, but it is pretty funny so I'm parking it here. Because I am guessing we are the only ones in the world who had pureed coleslaw and a sweet potato for the Holiday today.
So yeah. Easter Dinner 2025. Pureed coleslaw, a sweet potato and some strawberries. She was happy. That is what matters.
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Happy Easter Sunday!
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“No bunny loves you like I do!”
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What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom when she wouldn’t go out with him?

”Why? I’m a fun-gi.”
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for those who follow law and court cases...
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"If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts; if you have the law on your side, pound the law; if you have neither the facts nor the law, pound the table."
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things you can say in response to literally anything, when you have nothing else to say…

As the prophecy foretold.

But at what cost?

So…it has come to this.

Is this why fate brought us together?

There is no escape from destiny.

…and then the wolves came.
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alternative responses to “I love you”…

Who doesn’t

I know

Thanks

I’m sorry

A horrible decision, really
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“I’m forgetting something.”

“Morals, probably?”

“No, it’s something important.”
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😉 About writers…

When you realize that your protagonist is really just you and you don’t like what you see…
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Don’t be a fool. Stop hating Mondays. Be a professional and hate the whole week!
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I THINK
therefore we have nothing in common.
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Right about now, many parents are going to discover the teacher wasn’t the problem.
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Easter egg hunts:
Proof people can find things when they really want to.
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Yesterday I did nothing,
and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
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I’ve never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone.
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Man, hopelessly in love:
I jjjust thought, maybe I could tttake you out.

Woman, clueless:
Take me out of what? My comfort zone?
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I didn’t say it was your fault.
I said I was going to blame you!!!
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The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle.
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I have selective hearing. I’m sorry, you weren’t selected today.
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You’re not stupid, I just think you have bad luck when thinking.
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Not all patients are annoying, some are unconscious.
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you,
but it’s still on the list.
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I’m not bossy.
I simply make suggestions without options.
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