I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Then I listened to a short podcast and decided it was too reactive. But it did make me laugh which is what the thread is about. Oh well.
https://drchatterjee.com/the-5-minute-morning-habit-to-reduce-stress-overwhelm-negative-thoughts-dr-rangan-chatterjee/
Wise AND funny BOJ. Made me LOL.
I need to keep this in mind when certain parties decide to critique my posts. Hmmm. Might be good stitched on a pillow.
Because they're little chickens!
Not all relationships will lead to marriage, some will help you discover new restaurants.
Sorry, wrong punctuation.
I’m giving up. Drinking until Christmas.
The first thing you should know about me is that I am not you. A lot more will make sense after that.
Write something, even if it’s just a suicide note.
😉
If you’re in here tonight
and you’ve never contemplated suicide, then you’ve never been in love.
If you’re in here tonight
and you’ve never contemplated
murder, then you’ve never been divorced.
I brought her strawberries to have with her cake but she forgot to take the cake out of the freezer. I don't know where else to park this, but it is pretty funny so I'm parking it here. Because I am guessing we are the only ones in the world who had pureed coleslaw and a sweet potato for the Holiday today.
So yeah. Easter Dinner 2025. Pureed coleslaw, a sweet potato and some strawberries. She was happy. That is what matters.
🐥🐥🐥
“No bunny loves you like I do!”
😍🥰😘
”Why? I’m a fun-gi.”
😉
"If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts; if you have the law on your side, pound the law; if you have neither the facts nor the law, pound the table."
As the prophecy foretold.
But at what cost?
So…it has come to this.
Is this why fate brought us together?
There is no escape from destiny.
…and then the wolves came.
Who doesn’t
I know
Thanks
I’m sorry
A horrible decision, really
“Morals, probably?”
“No, it’s something important.”
When you realize that your protagonist is really just you and you don’t like what you see…
Don’t be a fool. Stop hating Mondays. Be a professional and hate the whole week!
I THINK
therefore we have nothing in common.
Right about now, many parents are going to discover the teacher wasn’t the problem.
Easter egg hunts:
Proof people can find things when they really want to.
🙂🙂🙂🍀🍀🍀
Yesterday I did nothing,
and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
I’ve never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone.
I jjjust thought, maybe I could tttake you out.
Woman, clueless:
Take me out of what? My comfort zone?
I didn’t say it was your fault.
I said I was going to blame you!!!
The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle.
I have selective hearing. I’m sorry, you weren’t selected today.
You’re not stupid, I just think you have bad luck when thinking.
Not all patients are annoying, some are unconscious.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you,
but it’s still on the list.
I’m not bossy.
I simply make suggestions without options.