I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"I was normal 3 cats ago."
"Not fast
just furious."
"I came
I saw
I left early."
"I'm 99% sure my soulmate is a DOG."
"The fridge is a perfect example of
what matters is on the inside."
"I've decided to leave my past behind me, so if I owe you money...
I'm sorry, but I've moved on."
"It takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning."
Sign outside a house:
"Beware of the dog.
But beware of the cat too (he's kinda weird)"
Empaths be like
"I got 99 problems
but 89 of them belong to other people."
"Seriously dude...
Is there a name for what's wrong with you?"
"Whoever woke me up
is going to die."
Reading a new book...
"How to Slap Someone Through the Internet"
"Today is the day
that I do everything tomorrow!"
"I’m going to start the morning with a smile.
Please be patient. This could take a while."
"I can rise & shine
just not at the same time."
"Not all men are annoying.
Some are dead."
"Internet Law #1:
For every workout plan on the internet,
there is an equal and opposite dessert recipe."
"If I had a dollar for every time a woman said, 'I hate you', I'd have enough money to change her mind."
"If I had a dollar for every existentialist moment I've ever had...Does money even matter?"
"If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you
I would be broke."
"You want a compliment?
I love when you leave."
"...Counting to ten only makes it premeditated."
"I had a lot of stuff to do today.
Now I have a lot of stuff to do tomorrow."
"Row, row, row your boat
gently off a cliff."
"For the fifth time...
I don't wanna come to your cat's birthday party, FREAK.
My dog is getting married that day."
"Two tectonic plates bump into each other.
One says, 'Not my fault.'"