I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"I'm a social vegan.
I avoid meet."
"I'm into fitness
Fitness cookie into my mouth!"
"Holy Chip!"
"If we are what we eat...
Well, I am awfully sweet."
"I didn't want to grow up; I just wanted to be able to reach for the cookies."
"I teach smart cookies."
So I'm not Catholic but I gave up a few things for lent: cookies, cake, candy. Your joke just reminded me of what I'm missing. Thanks alot! LOL
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“You’re a smart cookie,
a wise chocolate cake,
a brilliant pancake.”
“You’re a smart cookie,
a wise chocolate cake,
a brilliant pancake.”
"It's been 'one of those days' for like, 3 years now."
"If I manage to survive the rest of the week
I'd like my straight jacket in hot pink & my helmet to sparkle."
"It's all fun & games until Monday rolls around and you have to put a bra back on."
"The Monday Lisa"
"Is it normal to be thinking about wine at this time on a Monday?
Asking for a friend."
"Is Monday over yet??"
“It says here that you should greet Monday with a smile."
"Hello, Emergency?
I need to report a theft.
Someone stole my weekend...
I last saw it on Friday...
I turned around & POOF it was gone!"
"But first,
champagne.
I mean, coffee...
It's Monday."
“How to get through a Monday:
1. Fill a bucket with chocolate mousse.
2. Place bucket over head.
3. Wait till Tuesday."
“Monday again?? Is this really necessary?"
"All right...
Who pushed the fast forward button my weekend?"
“My mind is more talkative than my mouth.”
“I have met my quota for stupid people this year.
I am no longer taking applications.
Thank you.”
"I'll be saving my resolution for 2024.
I think I want to be an a*****ole for 1 more year."
"I'm in a really good place spiritually.
So, please f****k off."
"I am 200% done with today.
And about 37% done with tomorrow."
"Laughter is the best medicine.
Unless you have diarrhea."