I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down and perspired for an hour. By the time I got my leotard on, the class was already over.”
They planet.
What bow can’t be tied?
A rainbow!
Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
To get a tweetment.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs?
A Bed.
Odor in the court.
In snow banks!
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
Lawsuits!
Because she felt crummy!
They take the psycho path.
"Happiness is...
being yourself,
in a world that is constantly trying to change you."
"I have ADHD. It's like ADD except the picture quality is phenomenal."
"The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are."
"When your 'mom voice' is so loud
that even your neighbours brush their teeth and get dressed."
"First time in history
we can save the human race by lying in front of the TV
and doing nothing.
Let's not screw this up."
"Do not believe
all the things you tell yourself late at night."
"Dear wine,
We had a deal. You were supposed to make me funnier, sexier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk."
"I think the reason we're born with two hands
is so we can pet two dogs at once."
Comedy
"Hunting bigfoot".
Also on Youtube.
house before you do.
breakfast.
I wasn’t just mad, I was foaming at the mouth!
Poultry in motion.
“Round? Round? Get a round! I’ll get a round.”
be honest, the writing’s been on the wall for some time.
told him to watch this space.
I'll tell you later
"What doesn't kill you
mutates
and tries again."
"Here's another day of
outward smiles
and inward screams."
"Save the bees.
Plant more trees.
Clean the seas.
Punch nazis."
"This home is built on
love
&
swear words."
"Don't make me poison your food."