I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
“I wish I were as overweight as the first time I thought I was overweight.”
"How to lose weight:
Turn your head to the left,
turn your head to the right.
Repeat this exercise
whenever offered food."
I'm not surprised - he never looks forward to anything.
"The only thing worse than having a spider in your room
is
losing a spider in your room."
"Most harm is done by people who are awake."
"Tomorrow's forecast:
Slightly exhausted with 100% chance of needing at least 3 ☕☕☕ cups of coffee. Scattered sarcastic comments throughout the afternoon."
"I'm so tired, even my tiredness is tired."
"Hearing my own voice on recording makes me want to apologize to every single person I've talked to, like I'm really sorry."
"I remember too many small details about people.
Sometimes I have to act dumb so I don't freak them out."
"I'd like to help you out.
Which way did you come in?"
"Oh sure, you're street smart.
Sesame Street smart."
"Turns out I am not an afternoon person, either."
"INSERT COFFEE TO BEGIN."
"Too many people look at the holes in their life and miss the glorious bagel right in front of them."
"I'm so stressed that relaxing makes me more stressed because I'm not working on what's making me stressed."
"Come here you big, beautiful cup of coffee and lie to me about how much we're going to get done today!"
"Please hold...I suddenly have to bang my head against a wall."
"Professional chaos coordinator."
"What doesn't kill us
makes our drinks stronger."
"Me after overthinking something for 3 days straight:
It's really...not that serious."
"Why did my last two brain cells have to be a sad one and a stupid one?"