I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"I know it’s cheesy but we’re meant to brie..."
“Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to order pizza and watch Netflix with you."
“Roses are red, violets are blue. I hate rhyming."
“Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m unoriginal, this is all I can do.”
“Roses are red, violets are blue. Sunflowers are yellow, I bet you were expecting something romantic but no, these are just gardening facts. Happy Valentine’s Day!”
“You’re so sweet, you’ve given me a toothache.”
“Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!”
“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have never met someone as weird as you."
"I love you more than Netflix binges and cat videos."
"Valentine's Day Money-Saving Tips:
Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th."
"I’d share my door with you if we were on a sinking ship."
“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours, I watched whatever I wanted on TV.”
"Without Valentine's Day, February would be...well, January."
Then it occurred to me, I don't think I know 5 people without any problems.
“Can’t decide if I want to be cute & cuddly or blow some stuff up.
Decisions, decisions…”
“When does season 2 of 2023 start? I do not like season 1.”
I know what you mean. I didn’t go to DisneyWorld until I was an adult! We had an amusement park here in New Orleans when I was a child and I loved the rides. Yes, they were nothing like the thrill rides that we have now.
I’m not too far behind you in age. I’m 67.
You did make me smile when you wrote about being scattered over Disney! 😊
I also have a warped sense of humor at times. Hahaha.
Last night in the ‘General Topic’ discussions, Gershun said that she wanted someone to sit on a wire brush and swivel. I thought that was hysterically funny 😆!
Sounds like a thrill ride! LOL 😆
Hey, I am the person who got off the ride and got right back in line to ride it again. LOVE the rush of Tower of Terror in DisneyWorld! Free falls are fun!
I enjoyed DisneyLand too. Disney is the happiest place on earth, so I say, go for it!
We will look for the headlines about your adventurous ending!
I don't wish to be cremated."
Sorry, someone said this on Facebook the other day and I simply burst out laughing at the picture.
I know: I am utterly perverse.
"If you like someone, set them free.
If they come back,
it means nobody
liked them. Set
them free again."
"Women:
shampoo for dry, damaged hair
Men:
6 in 1 shampoo for
face, hair, body, floor, car, dishwasher"
"Most people want a perfect relationship...
I just want a hamburger that looks like the ones in commercials."
"My brain is 90% ice cream."
“With ice cream,
anything is popsicle!"
"Be nice to the bartender.
Only he knows what's in your drink."
"Sometimes you run into people who change your life for the better.
Those people are called bartenders."
“I don’t want a valuable life lesson.
I just want an ice cream.”