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“Roses are red, violets are blue. Sunflowers are yellow, I bet you were expecting something romantic but no, these are just gardening facts. Happy Valentine’s Day!”
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“Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!”
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“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have never met someone as weird as you."
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"I love you more than Netflix binges and cat videos."
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"Valentine's Day Money-Saving Tips:
Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th."
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"I’d share my door with you if we were on a sinking ship."
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“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours, I watched whatever I wanted on TV.”
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"Without Valentine's Day, February would be...well, January."
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The guy at the furniture store told me the sofa would seat 5 people without any problems.

Then it occurred to me, I don't think I know 5 people without any problems.
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“Can’t decide if I want to be cute & cuddly or blow some stuff up.
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“When does season 2 of 2023 start? I do not like season 1.”
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Alva,

I know what you mean. I didn’t go to DisneyWorld until I was an adult! We had an amusement park here in New Orleans when I was a child and I loved the rides. Yes, they were nothing like the thrill rides that we have now.

I’m not too far behind you in age. I’m 67.

You did make me smile when you wrote about being scattered over Disney! 😊

I also have a warped sense of humor at times. Hahaha.

Last night in the ‘General Topic’ discussions, Gershun said that she wanted someone to sit on a wire brush and swivel. I thought that was hysterically funny 😆!
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Need, I am 80 and never have been to a Disneyland anywhere. I don't have the inclination, and at 80 we may be looking at too late now. I did love the thrill rides when I was a kid, but that was Missouri in the 50s, a carnival, and they weren't all that "thrilling", hee hee.
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Alva,

Sounds like a thrill ride! LOL 😆

Hey, I am the person who got off the ride and got right back in line to ride it again. LOVE the rush of Tower of Terror in DisneyWorld! Free falls are fun!

I enjoyed DisneyLand too. Disney is the happiest place on earth, so I say, go for it!

We will look for the headlines about your adventurous ending!
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"When I die I would like to be scattered over Disneyland.
I don't wish to be cremated."

Sorry, someone said this on Facebook the other day and I simply burst out laughing at the picture.
I know: I am utterly perverse.
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"If you like someone, set them free.
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shampoo for dry, damaged hair

Men:
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"Most people want a perfect relationship...
I just want a hamburger that looks like the ones in commercials."
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"My brain is 90% ice cream."
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“With ice cream,
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"Sometimes you run into people who change your life for the better.
Those people are called bartenders."
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Ice cream with chocolate sauce on top.
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“I don’t want a valuable life lesson.
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