I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
because someone hasn’t eaten yet.
Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.
🙂
For legal reasons
everything I post is a joke.
I’m just gonna say it.
Sharks just aren’t
eating enough people.
My bank statement
is basically a food diary.
I wonder how fed up someone had to be
to make deodorant.
My grocery list:
1. Don’t run into anyone you know
2. Eggs
Know I come here to get a smile from your postings to us! And I thank you.
If you’re lucky enough to find a weirdo
never let them go.
which level of h*ll is this?
Next week
has been exhausting.
I’m often mistaken for an adult
because of my age.
I’m not stupid.
And sometimes I think
that’s part of the problem.
I wonder how she killed me this time.
Remind me to never, ever do that again.
When I get to work, I first hide.
Because a good worker is hard to find.
97% of my poor decisions
are food related.
I can already tell it’s going to be another one of those mornings where I’m not rich & famous.
Today was going great, until
people.
A wolf is struck with a curse: every full moon it turns into a human for one night.
is actually an insane asylum for the universe.
Classical conditioning.
Love letter from a statistician...
X's letter to Y: You're three standard deviations above the norm.
Y: Um...Thanks?
Na
You know too much psychology
when you can't get mad because
you understand everyone's
reason for doing everything.
You aren’t doing it wrong
…if no one knows what you’re doing.
If at first you don’t succeed,
try two more times
so that your failure is statistically significant.
No matter how popular they get…
antibiotics will never
go viral!
It's probably going to be a dog, but that's okay.
Ya know how sometimes, for whatever reason you need to pee, and you need to pee, now. 😂
I found it helps to sing the alphabet, while walking to the bathroom. Then I found, you need to get to the bathroom before you get to the letter P ! 😂