I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
“…My sarcasm and my sincerity sound surprisingly similar.”
“Interviewer:
So, tell me about yourself.
Me:
I’d rather not. I really want this job.”
“What does not kill you
will likely try again.”
List of things I’m handling well currently:
1.
"My life is
just a series
of awkward
- and -
humiliating moments
separated by
SNACKS."
"Plan B is firing whoever came up with Plan A."
"I'm good enough at making excuses
that I don't need to be good at anything else!"
"Have you tried dwelling on it forever?"
"Have you seen a squirrel crossing the streets? Yeah right, my decision-making skills resemble it."
"Surround yourself with tacos, not negativity."
"This morning's coffee
brought to you by
☕
here we f****g go again."
The bartender asks the rabbit, "What will you have?"
The rabbit says: "I don't know, I am just here because of autocorrect".
I read that children’s book to my daughters a bazillion times. It always made me smile 😊.
We donated several books but there were a few that I kept. That was one I kept!
Thanks for the smile 😊.
The Little Engine That Could
Watty Piper
I met an engine on the track,
All hot and heavy hearted,
And this is what he said to me
As up the hill he started:
I think I can, I think I can, I think I can!
At any rate I'll try it.
He reached the top and looking back
To where he first had doubted.
He started on the downward track
And this is what he shouted:
I thought I could, I thought I could, I thought I could!
My friend, you should have known it.
"Nope...Still don't care.
Try again tomorrow."
"Let's all take a moment
to be thankful
I don't have the power
to turn people
into frogs."
"Guess who got a lot done today???
Not me.
But congratulations
to someone out there."
"Dear life,
I don't want to go through things that don't kill me and make me stronger anymore. Thanks for your understanding."
"Sesame Street didn't prepare me for any of this."
"I think you can make this year great!"
---2023 motivational penguin 🐧
"Keep calm
&
love penguins."
"Penguins can't fly.
I can't fly.
Therefore I'm a penguin."
🐧 "It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry."
"When life throws you a curveball,
hit it out of the park!!!"
"When life throws you a burger
eat it."
"Morning (noun):
The time when the bed has more gravity."
"I just did a video chat with my grandma and I'm happy to report
the top of her head is doing great."
"I spent 4 years in college.
I didn't learn a thing.
It was really my own fault.
I had a double major
in psychology and reverse psychology."