I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"So many reasons to be grumpy
so little time."
"Somebody left a grocery list in this cart that said...
'Cookies, lots of cookies.'
Long story short, my soulmate is out there."
"Me, most days:
running on coffee, stubbornness and a lot of questionable life decisions."
Pop singers are mysteriously silent on the subject of caregiving...
A family sitting around a table, playing a board game, called: Accountability, The Blame Game.
"Don't worry if you don't know the rules - we're making it up as we go along..."
"At the office.
Boss calls the secretary: Miss Wilcox, send in someone to blame."
"X: You've got a problem with avoiding personal accountability.
Y: Ya, and whose fault is that?"
"If you're all wrapped up in yourself then you're overdressed."
"I talk to myself
every day
but I never listen."
"You live and learn. Then you die
and forget it all."
“Time to put an ‘out of order’ sticker on my head and call it a day.”
"It's been lovely
but I have to scream now."
"I'm just a little
FRUSTRATED."
“Afraid of not getting what you ordered with online shopping?
Try online dating!"
"Dating a mature guy is stressful...he just apologizes straight away. Now what must I do with my anger?"
"Online dating be like:
We've found your
match: 99% compatibility.
Location: Pluto."
“Online dating helps me meet and break up with someone without leaving the house."
It's Monday."
“I
need $1 million
because
Monday."
“Brace yourself...
Monday quotes are coming."
“Monday again?!
I'm not emotionally prepared for another Monday."
“Shortest horror story:
Monday."
“Jogging...
because murder is frowned upon."
“There's nothing quite as painful as suppressing a much needed eye roll."
“Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday.”
“Stop crying,
Monday will be over soon.”
“Things could be worse. There could be TWO Mondays every week.”
“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then marry him."
“I’m going to retire and live off my savings. What I’ll do the second day, I have no idea.”