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"So many reasons to be grumpy
so little time."
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"Somebody left a grocery list in this cart that said...
'Cookies, lots of cookies.'


Long story short, my soulmate is out there."
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"Me, most days:
running on coffee, stubbornness and a lot of questionable life decisions."
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Pop singers are mysteriously silent on the subject of caregiving...
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A family sitting around a table, playing a board game, called: Accountability, The Blame Game.

"Don't worry if you don't know the rules - we're making it up as we go along..."
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"At the office.
Boss calls the secretary: Miss Wilcox, send in someone to blame."
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"X: You've got a problem with avoiding personal accountability.

Y: Ya, and whose fault is that?"
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"If you're all wrapped up in yourself then you're overdressed."
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"I talk to myself
every day
but I never listen."
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"You live and learn. Then you die
and forget it all."
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“Time to put an ‘out of order’ sticker on my head and call it a day.”
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"It's been lovely
but I have to scream now."
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"I'm just a little
FRUSTRATED."
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“Afraid of not getting what you ordered with online shopping?
Try online dating!"
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"Dating a mature guy is stressful...he just apologizes straight away. Now what must I do with my anger?"
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"Online dating be like:
We've found your
match: 99% compatibility.
Location: Pluto."
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“Online dating helps me meet and break up with someone without leaving the house."
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Is there a caregiver dating site.lol
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"Yay 🤮
It's Monday."
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“I
need $1 million
because
Monday."
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“Brace yourself...
Monday quotes are coming."
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“Monday again?!
I'm not emotionally prepared for another Monday."
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“Shortest horror story:


Monday."
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“Jogging...
because murder is frowned upon."
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“There's nothing quite as painful as suppressing a much needed eye roll."
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“Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday.”
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“Stop crying,
Monday will be over soon.”
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“Things could be worse. There could be TWO Mondays every week.”
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“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then marry him."
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“I’m going to retire and live off my savings. What I’ll do the second day, I have no idea.”
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