I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
“I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring,
so I started talking to the shepherd instead.”
"I have four teenagers. I didn't get an epidural when I gave birth, but I'd like one now."
caregiving survival mode...activated.
"Survive now,
cry later."
surviving caregiving, one cookie at a time.
i'm still just on coffee...i better hurry up with the list ❤️🙂.
"THINGS I NEED FOR TODAY:
-coffee
-personal space
-magical task-performing helpers
-5 more hours of sleep
-a notice congratulating me on winning the lottery
-more coffee
-negativity-repelling force field
-sparkling sense of humour 🙂
APPARENTLY, I'll be starting with coffee."
"You ever meet someone who is just the human form of crumbs in the bed?"
"Gonna need you to finish your story real quick so I can tell you how the same thing happened to me, but it's more interesting 'cause I'm in it."
"Do you say 'excuse me' to your pet when you walk by them or are you rude?"
"I can't believe I'm supposed to take care of my WHOLE body. It's too many moving parts. I can't keep up."
"Due to personal reasons
I will not be holding myself accountable for my actions."
"Due to personal reasons
I will be moving to the fantasy world in my head."
"Due to personal reasons
I will always overreact before thinking logically & rationally."
"Due to personal reasons
I'm eating a lasagna in my shower."
"Due to personal reasons
I need a cookie."
"THINGS I NEED FOR TODAY:
-coffee
-personal space
-magical task-performing helpers
-5 more hours of sleep
-a notice congratulating me on winning the lottery
-more coffee
-negativity-repelling force field
-sparkling sense of humour 🙂
APPARENTLY, I'll be starting with coffee."
"Some children threaten to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going."
"It's OK if the only thing you did today was breathe."
"Don't flatter - yourself - I only look up to you because I'm short."
"YOU CAN DO HARD THINGS.
(But only after you've totally freaked out about them. Once you've done that you should be fine.)"
"Cut off your dead ends for growth. And I'm not just talking about your hair."
"This drink will improve your dance moves."
"You look like I need a drink."
"Hey this is just a very normal and serious text with no hidden meaning whatsoever."
"Let's play a game called u bring me food and I eat it."
"If common sense
is common why are
you without it?"
The saddest question in the universe:
"Did you get my text?"
"Our pointless conversations mean a lot to me."
“Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
“Currently fasting from people."