I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"Here is a joke for all the mind readers out there..."
“Me: Sometimes I talk to myself.
Me: OMG same.”
“If I could unmeet some people…I would.”
“I’m a little door-key.”
"PEOPLE…
not a big fan.”
“I’m sorry, your opinion wasn’t in the recipe.”
“I feel like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn’t there.”
“If you listen closely you can hear me not caring.”
"Sargasm (noun). When the urge to make a sarcastic reply is so overwhelming you can only roll your eyes and grunt incoherently.”
"You play the victim so well. I’m surprised you don’t carry around your own body chalk.”
I am off to explore the AI generated answer to your question BOJ.
🏝🤣
World Clock, it is either Wednesday or Thursday all around the world.
Unless you believe the world is flat.
Everything is going to be ok, it is great, it is all great. Or soon, it will be greater!
Nothing bad is happening now.
"I was just wondering, is it Friday yet?
(Asking for a friend)"
When you've had a rough day but you're trying to stay positive:
"It's great. I'm great. Everything is just GREAT."
"Have you ever had one of those days when you're holding a stick and everyone looks like a piñata?"
"Instead of getting married, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
"You never know how many friends you have until you have a beach house."
"This is not the life I ordered."
"Is it rude to toss a xanax into someone's mouth while they are talking?
(Asking for a friend)"
"I don't need your attitude. I have my own."
"Single (noun). A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen."
"Honest criticism is hard to take from a
relative,
a friend,
an acquaintance,
or a stranger."
"Once I get an
- ATTITUDE -
IT TAKES ME 3-5 business days to fix my face."
"I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at."
"I was told to check my attitude. I did, and it's still there...
It hasn't gone anywhere.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM??"
“I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house
I won't kill it, I'd buy another house."
"Don't wait until you have some free time. You may never have some free time."