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"Here is a joke for all the mind readers out there..."
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“Me: Sometimes I talk to myself.

Me: OMG same.”
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“If I could unmeet some people…I would.”
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“I’m a little door-key.”
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"PEOPLE…
not a big fan.”
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“I’m sorry, your opinion wasn’t in the recipe.”
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“I feel like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn’t there.”
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“If you listen closely you can hear me not caring.”
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"Sargasm (noun). When the urge to make a sarcastic reply is so overwhelming you can only roll your eyes and grunt incoherently.”
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"You play the victim so well. I’m surprised you don’t carry around your own body chalk.”
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It could be Friday, somewhere in the world...but it's NOT.

I am off to explore the AI generated answer to your question BOJ.

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World Clock, it is either Wednesday or Thursday all around the world.
Unless you believe the world is flat.

Everything is going to be ok, it is great, it is all great. Or soon, it will be greater!

Nothing bad is happening now.
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"I was just wondering, is it Friday yet?
(Asking for a friend)"
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When you've had a rough day but you're trying to stay positive:
"It's great. I'm great. Everything is just GREAT."
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"Have you ever had one of those days when you're holding a stick and everyone looks like a piñata?"
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"Instead of getting married, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
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"You never know how many friends you have until you have a beach house."
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"This is not the life I ordered."
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"Is it rude to toss a xanax into someone's mouth while they are talking?
(Asking for a friend)"
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"I don't need your attitude. I have my own."
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"Single (noun). A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen."
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"Honest criticism is hard to take from a
relative,
a friend,
an acquaintance,
or a stranger."
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"Once I get an
- ATTITUDE -
IT TAKES ME 3-5 business days to fix my face."
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"I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at."
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"I'm not buying a 2023 calendar... until I see the trailer."
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"I was told to check my attitude. I did, and it's still there...
It hasn't gone anywhere.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM??"
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“I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house
I won't kill it, I'd buy another house."
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Mayonnaise on sour dough bread, sliced ham, turkey, bacon, avocado, lettuce, and tomato, slice of provolone cheese.
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What is wrong with people? When I complain about being overweight and out of shape the last thing I want are fitness tips and diet plans to try, I just want to complain and remain out of shape.
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Isn't modern technology great? Auto correct means I never have to worry about spelling mistakes and for that I am eternally grapefruit.
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"Don't wait until you have some free time. You may never have some free time."
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