I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
“The first rule of passive aggressive club is…
You know what,
never mind.
It’s FINE.”
“I'm looking
for a
tall,
dark,
rich
cup of coffee.”
“Sorry I can't...
I have to walk my unicorn."
“You can always depend on me to make things weird.
I got this."
“You inspire my inner serial killer."
“You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me! I’ll train you…
Make your appointment today 🙂.”
“Making excuses burns zero calories per hour.”
“Some people should calm down and take a deep breath, then hold it for twenty minutes.”
“I'm holding a cup of coffee, so yeah, I'm pretty busy."
“Yawn. Sip. Repeat. Happy Friday!"
“All we know for certain about today is that coffee will be involved.”
“Before coffee: I hate everyone.
After coffee: I feel good about hating everyone.”
“Not all who wander to the kitchen at midnight are lost.”
“And for my next trick,
I’ll overthink.”
“What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish.”
“Inhale pizza.
Exhale negativity.”
“Talents: eating.”
“Just a general life update: hungry again.”
Maybe the cats act up more during the Full Moon influence.
It is 99.1% now.
My budgie was acting c r a z e e, it's eyes with large circles of white and small pinpoint pupils. He got into a fold in the comforter (not like when we cuddled with our cats), and was chewing on my fingernail. Then he ran around looking for his toy ball, knocked it on the floor, and spent a hour down there talking to the ball.
"Hold on a minute…I’m busy overreacting to something.”
"Me: I should buy it.
Brain: No.
Wallet: No.
Husband: No.
Universe: No.
Me: Sold."
"I got 99 problems and shopping solves all of them."
“Everyone is asleep. Perfect time to run from one end of the house to the other at full speed, as loudly as possible.”
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happy new year sendhelp, and everyone!! :)
yeah, i agree about the fire thing. in fact, i’ll skip the bike, and walk…
🙄
“They don't know
that we know
they know
we know."
“I ate one brownie today instead of the entire pan.
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Pretty sure I am a life coach now."
"When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic."
"🙂 “Being a caregiver is easy. It’s like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire. You’re on fire. Everything is on fire.”
For the relief you are seeking, you think maybe if you jump into the puddle up ahead it will save you and the bike. Or maybe just put out this fire.
You find that the puddle is flammable gasoline.
We did not start the fire.
“I had a life…but my caregiver job ate it.”
🐕 “This homework looks hard. Do you want me to eat it?”
🙃 “Oops my bad. I could’ve sworn I was dealing with an adult.”
“We never dreamed we would be the best freakin’ caregivers in the world, but here we are…”
“OF COURSE I’m awesome. I’m a caregiver.”
🙂 “Being a caregiver is easy. It’s like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire. You’re on fire. Everything is on fire.”
❤️ Snoopy says:
“Life is short. So do the things that make you happy. Be with those who make you happy.”
have a great start of the year, everyone!! bundle of joy 🙂
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“When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone is happy to see you.”