I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
“When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone is happy to see you.”
“I don’t need a motivational quote. I need weed.”
“I’m not saying parenting is hard. I’m just saying I was a lot better at it before I had kids.”
❤️🙂 no doubt about it, we caregivers are heroes. now make sure you’re a hero to yourself, too!!
🙄 “I’m not saying I’m Batman. I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in a room together.”
🤪 “Discovering my superhero abilities one injury at a time.”
❤️🙂 helloooooo from bundle of joy. it's a NEW year, and i wish it to be AWESOME for all of us!!
things i learned from 2022...
"Going to a New Year's Eve party without wearing a tracking device is just asking for trouble."
"Next time I won't sleep so close to the fireplace."
"No one else will take care of you if you don’t."
🙂 "You know it's a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor."
(true story...)
"If it costs you your peace, it’s too expensive."
"We caregivers are heroes."
"Don't make yourself small for anyone. Be the awkward, funny, intelligent, beautiful little weirdo that you are. Don't hold back. Weird it out.”
❤️🙂
Not!
"Happy New York" it says.
❤️🙂
"I remember last year like it was yesterday."
"I have 2023 vision!"
"IDK about you, but I’m no longer feeling 2022."
"All dressed up with a whole year to go!"
"Everything is better in your pajamas."
(obviously with a picture of you in pajamas.)
"To be an ideal guest, stay at home."
Or do they cook them first?
❤️🙂
“2023, Let’s do this.”
❤️🙂
"Dear Luck,
Can we please be friends in 2023? Pretty please? With two cherries on top."
❤️🙂
"Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving h3ll with them as usual."
❤️🙂
"New Year
new me...
for approximately
2 weeks."
😉 1 january, 10:05 am...
"I decided to break all my resolutions early, so I can start enjoying the rest of the year."
🙄🧐 interesting...
"In 2023, you can re-use calendars from these years:
2017, 2006, 1995, 1989, 1978, 1967, 1961, 1950, 1939, and 1933."
"We come into this world alone, scared and crying, and then very little changes."
🙄🧐
"Remember when you thought this year was going to be better than last year? LOL."
Did you get a calendar for Christmas? 🤣
🙄🧐
“December 30th. I should get started on my resolutions.”
"Therapist to patient:
Looks like our time is up, so let's bottle that all back up."
😉
"I resolve to be just a little bit nicer to people who do exactly what i want."
but i seriously spent the whole day, as if it was friday. i was getting everything ready for new year's eve - even buying certain foods that must be eaten tomorrow. then i went into town and talked with people about how it's new year's eve really soon.
i was getting ready to watch the fireworks tomorrow.
oh boy.
thank goodness my friend noticed my mistake, while we spoke on the phone. i would have eaten everything already tomorrow!! looking out at the sky at midnight, wondering why no one is in the mood to set the fireworks...
🙂
For example, on the Island Kiritimati (formerly known as Christmas Island),
it is now just after lunch, 12:07 p.m.
i kept saying to my friend, it's already 30 december...
and he said, "wait a second. it's the 29th..."
i also couldn't understand at all why sendhelp wrote here below, regarding thursday. and NOW i understand --- it's because it IS thursday!!! oh boy.
my friend and i laughed and laughed. thank goodness he realized my mistake.
ok, so now i have 24 hours more to prepare for new year's eve!! :) :) :)